JeffFromMtl
Уродливый, но честны
Gorgonzola-gasm ![Rofl :rofl: :rofl:](http://www.sevenstring.org/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif)
Whoever did that is a man of true win.
![Rofl :rofl: :rofl:](http://www.sevenstring.org/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif)
Whoever did that is a man of true win.
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This. I call shenanigans on a girl who apparently wants you to go out and eat a disgusting portion with her. Maybe she legitimately likes guys who can eat, maybe she's an awesome cook who is flattered by a man downing everything she made for him. Maybe she's fucking with you. Point is, NOBODY knows. This sounds too good to be true. Unless you can somehow prove that she isn't fucking with you, don't do this. Hell, maybe you can play the games and agree to do it with her only to bitch out at the last minute and sit there in disgust as she eats an inhumanely large grilled cheese sandwich, show that whore what it feels like. Or you could be romantic and get one and split it. Or just suggest some other date idea and stay away from the grilled cheese until she's farted in your presence at least three times, all while she was having sex with you (would you REALLY mind this? I wouldn't.). You probably shouldn't follow my advice at all.
The one date I've ever been on (technically two but she turned out to be a lesbian with a girlfriend so technically none, goes to show how much I know women) we went to a nearby fast food place after the movie (I'm so creative) and she ordered a small ice cream whilst I went for my usual heart stopping triple patty burger/large fries/special female bonerkill edition. After I finished wolfing that down I realized, "Fuck, that probably came off as completely disgusting. Maybe she'll turn out to be a lesbian and I'll come out ahead of the game."
Moral of the story, I'll die alone.
My hard ass advice = grow a pair and stop caring what other people think. That's all it takes man. The rest of the world is not important.
Jesus Christ Dr Phil, is this going to help me win The Melt Challenge? I regret ever mentioning a girl. What if I was going to do this alone, would you all be as melodramatic?! Help me eat food, not tell me how to live my life!
^^ Tldr. I refuse to backdown from eating The Melt Challenge, all you guys are wasting your time trying to talk me out of it.
Jesus Christ Dr Phil, is this going to help me win The Melt Challenge? I regret ever mentioning a girl. What if I was going to do this alone, would you all be as melodramatic?! Help me eat food, not tell me how to live my life!
Jesus Christ Dr Phil, is this going to help me win The Melt Challenge? I regret ever mentioning a girl. What if I was going to do this alone, would you all be as melodramatic?! Help me eat food, not tell me how to live my life!
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I think you should live your life as a gay woman.
Anyway, I dunno if Im gonna do it because I'm no longer amused with the idea. Thanks guys.
If you didn't want all the "why are you doing this to get with the girl" stuff, you probably shouldn't have had all of the above sentences in your original post. Should have seen that one coming.Hi! Some girl at school whos popular/hot is really into this place by us called "Melt". She said she wants me to go with her, and take the melt challenge. I want to impress herhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuF74dmD7gg
If you didn't want all the "why are you doing this to get with the girl" stuff, you probably shouldn't have had all of the above sentences in your original post. Should have seen that one coming.![]()
Probs. Anyway, yeah I got Xbox Live so I dont need to do this anymore.
Free lube.^Not if she eats some of the greasy food this dive likely serves. Run.