Need help becoming a pro eater.

[JamesM]

 

[Prydogga]

I have NEVER been so confused by a thread and/or it's OP.

FUR REALZ?

 

[PyramidSmasher]

Ain't Easy Being Cheesy is down there LOL

 

[highlordmugfug]

Ain't Easy Being Cheesy is down there LOL

 

[Prydogga]

GRILLED YEAST INFECTION

 

[leandroab]

GRILLED YEAST INFECTION

I might be responsible for that one...

EDIT: Yep... that was me...

 

[Guitarman700]

This thread is the reason the Internet was invented.

 

[leandroab]

 

[MorbidTravis]

ok you want some actually advice? Just eat more than her, no matter what. If you dont eat more than her she will either act like she beat you and feel fat on the inside or hate you for making her feel really fat. But that sounds like my dream date. Take her to the melting pot afterwards for 10k calories of food.

 

[JamesM]

^And a $120 bill!

 

[TheSilentWater]

Oh dear lord, the lulz. The tags alone are epic.

This thread confused the shit out of me.

 

[PyramidSmasher]

Update: I realized I am gay, this whole notion is now void.

 

[Origin]

Integral Berth made me sputter and spit out my water, good show.

 

[ScottyB724]

Dude did you ever see the actual episode of Man vs Food? I'm pretty sure you have to eat like a pound of cole saw and fries too hahaha

Edit: Yup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuF74dmD7gg

 

[PyramidSmasher]

Dude did you ever see the actual episode of Man vs Food? I'm pretty sure you have to eat like a pound of cole saw and fries too hahaha

Edit: Yup

I hate Cole Slaw! How do I learn to like vegetables?

 

[leandroab]

I hate Cole Slaw! How do I learn to like vegetables?

Hold your breath and eat it.

 

[tacotiklah]

I see your grilled cheese sandwich and raise you one of these:



That's right. That burger weighs almost 230lbs. That's like eating that fat kid in school.

 

[Customisbetter]

Update: I realized I am gay, this whole notion is now void.

This is now the most epic thread this forum has ever seen.

 

[JamesM]

^I second this notion.

 

[ScottyB724]

I hate Cole Slaw! How do I learn to like vegetables?

idk I hate that shit too lol