Need help becoming a pro eater.

[JamesM]

Fuck that. Cole slaw is the shit.

If I could I'd inject it fucking intravenously.

 

[GATA4]

I see your grilled cheese sandwich and raise you one of these:



That's right. That burger weighs almost 230lbs. That's like eating that fat kid in school.

Holy shitting fuck. I would die after eating just the lettuce.

 

[tacotiklah]

idk I hate that shit too lol

Me 3. I can't stand cole slaw. But give me large quantities of meat, cheese and starches and I'm a happy man.

Holy shitting fuck. I would die after eating just the lettuce.

I should add that I was wrong with the 230lb thing. The burger would be 230lbs if the meat we pre-cooked with all the condiments on top.
The actual weight after it being cooked was 190lbs.
Still, that thing is friggin' ridiculously huge. I would trample a bridge made of starving African children to get a chance to eat one of them.

 

[GATA4]

I would trample a bridge made of starving African children to get a chance to eat one of them.

Man...is that bad, or is that just.....BAD

 

[tacotiklah]

Man...is that bad, or is that just.....BAD

You think that's bad, see my comment in the that giant burger video.

Edit: actually it was in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgmsy7jwaEU&feature=related

 

[tacotiklah]

Update: I realized I am gay, this whole notion is now void.

Wait so this started off as an eating thread and has morphed into a coming out thread?

Um......so who recruited you? j/k

 

[GATA4]