I have to say, that is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Hideous really. I bet it smells bad too. Tell you what, if you pay shipping I'll take it off your hands for you.
I opened this thread thinking "Yeah, another BM thread, time to be jealous." in a mediocre kind of tone. Then your guitar showed up, and I lost my shit. IMO, best looking BM I've ever seen.