Girl working the window at the local ice cream shop had on a Mayhem t-shirt. I was tempted to pull a "name 3 songs", not so much to gatekeep but because I was legitimately owo
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One of my cats is snoozing right next to me on the couch and he just farted.
Ive never had a cat that farted audibly, I assumed the geometry of the cat's anus made it more difficult but one of my in-laws cat was an orange farting machine. Every 5 minutes easily.
KnightBrolaire
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I just ripped a nasty protein fart and my cat woke up and jumped off my lap.
Rarely are his audible, this one was silent but deadly as usual. The little goblin.
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i like how when a dog farts they don't know wtf that was but its behind them so they are going to move to another part of the room/house.
Ah, another connoisseur much like myself.
One of the German Shepherds I had would occasionally fart and look at his ass, startled.
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Man you guys are in the wrong thread. Let me help.
Now I want to make ice cream related Mayhem song references but it's harder than I thought. Freezing Spoon?
Glad to hear the bursitis subsided, I remember you mentioning it when it was in full effect. My wife was dealing with the same thing but hers cleared up just this week.
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Ordacleaphobia
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Strawberry Deathcrush
Crystallized Sugar in deCONEstruction
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I keep seeing ads for those "delete your information from data brokers and nefarious actors" services, and I can't help but think.... those can't possibly work, right? Like, if I'm some nefarious deep web data person, would anyone take me at my word that I'm going to delete someone's personal details because some random startup asked me nicely? Just like all those "no log" services that obviously had logs. And how VPNs really often advertise that they do things that they don't (like anonymize your internet use). Would they be so brazen as to just lie? On the internet? You can do that?
Nah. Elvis is still alive and it was Jesus who assassinated Abraham Lincoln. Trust me bro, for only 24.99 a month!
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Iran definitely paid the FBI to groom a mentally ill guy to try and kill orange haired man. Also lizard people are real, just ask Matt Pike
spudmunkey
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And they definitely intentionally picked a guy who failed to make his school's shooting team due to poor performance. All part of the long game to throw everyone off his scent.
Isn't Matt at least half lizard?
