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Bonus - if you sacrifice your tabs and turn your computer off when it's not being used, you can't be Crowdstrike'd overnight.
There's a whole song's lyrics that can be converted to that event.....I am not motivated.

You've been (bump ..bump...bump) Crow-ewd struck. yeah yeah yeah
 

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I told my wife if you’re hot, they’re hot. Let ‘em inside.

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I don’t mind snakes in general, but cottonmouths, copperheads, rattle snakes and coral snakes can stay the fuck outside.
 

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I don’t mind snakes in general, but cottonmouths, copperheads, rattle snakes and coral snakes can stay the fuck outside.

I wasn’t really sure what to do but luckily my wife came flying out in her Lulu Lemon and a broom and swept him to safety before I could make my world famous smoked water moccasin dip.
 

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I wasn’t really sure what to do but luckily my wife came flying out in her Lulu Lemon and a broom and swept him to safety before I could make my world famous smoked water moccasin dip.
The drill in rural Northern California seems to be "find something to pin it with, then decapitate it with pruning shears." Unless you happen to be carrying a gun right then, of course...

My sister's husband has eaten rattlesnakes he's killed. Not sure if he's tried smoking one though. Seems like a good method for a creature with tough meat. 🤔
 

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The drill in rural Northern California seems to be "find something to pin it with, then decapitate it with pruning shears." Unless you happen to be carrying a gun right then, of course...

My sister's husband has eaten rattlesnakes he's killed. Not sure if he's tried smoking one though. Seems like a good method for a creature with tough meat. 🤔

I called animal control and asked them what to do and they said take it to the zoo immediately. I did, and we had such a good time we’re going back again today!
 

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The drill in rural Northern California seems to be "find something to pin it with, then decapitate it with pruning shears." Unless you happen to be carrying a gun right then, of course...

My sister's husband has eaten rattlesnakes he's killed. Not sure if he's tried smoking one though. Seems like a good method for a creature with tough meat. 🤔
rattlesnake is like the driest goddamn chicken you've ever had ime.
 

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On the topic of snakes, several times mowing the lawn in my life I've encountered black racers. One time one (basically) jumped onto the top of my push mower like a cobra and I'm not ashamed to say I ran away real fast.

*I guess technically it was an "eastern racer". Either way, fuck that business, I'm terrified of snakes. Just one of those things I guess.
 

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I told my wife if you’re hot, they’re hot. Let ‘em inside.

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I'm from Southern Ontario and I legitimately don't think we have any dangerous snakes here so I'm unfamiliar; what kind of danger noodle is this? I didn't notice a rattle on the tail or black/red/yellow stripes.
 
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