"Not Worth its own thread" Thread

[KnightBrolaire]

I'm from Southern Ontario and I legitimately don't think we have any dangerous snakes here so I'm unfamiliar; what kind of danger noodle is this? I didn't notice a rattle on the tail or black/red/yellow stripes.

Water moccasin.

 

[narad]

So I hadn't tuned into Joe Rogan since the spotify deal when it was dropped from my old podcast app, but tonight I was listening to the Joe Rogan / Jordan Peterson podcast from the other week which I heard was the source for some Elon meltdown. Joe always goes off on the weird mushroom theories but this time I was listening at 1.3x speed, and he went off for like 10 minutes straight about stoned ape theory, and pineal glands being third eyes that are being worshipped at the vatican, and how mushrooms are the basis for the development of language... like, it sounded batshit "get this person some help" levels of crazy. Just insane to me that someone who has gone this far off the deep-end maintains a large audience.

 

[Rubbishplayer]

Bonus - if you sacrifice your tabs and turn your computer off when it's not being used, you can't be Crowdstrike'd overnight.

Meh.

1. Almost nobody has Crowdstrike on their personal computer - it's a corporate solution (and it is unwise to use a work laptop for personal stuff for a ton of reasons)
2. If we take "Crowdstriked" as a new term for having an overnight software updates screw your pooch, then turning off your computer overnight will only ensure you get "struck" during the day.

 

[Randy]

If you consider yourself a patient person, you've never waited behind someone at the dollar store getting mylar balloons.

 

[SalsaWood]

If you consider yourself a patient person, you've never waited behind someone at the dollar store getting mylar balloons.

My local dollar store has a dog so that means more time to pet him.

 

[wheresthefbomb]

what kind of danger noodle is this?

a fuckin cute one that's what

If you consider yourself a patient person, you've never waited behind someone at the dollar store getting mylar balloons.

I'll never forget standing in line at the beer store with a bunch of other schmucks just getting off work, person at the front of the line is all paid up with beer in hand just yakking away at the cashier not a clue in the world, and my buddy next to me says in a very loud voice "WE GOT A STORYTELLER HERE HUH????" everyone laughed, dude stfu and left, a win for the good guys

 

[tedtan]

a fuckin cute one that's what

Maybe from that angle, but less so from this one: