Now THIS...

[eaeolian]

...is funny.

 

[noodles]

When asked to comment on the possible dangers of using the riff, Sir Paul McCartney seemed surprised.

"There's a secret vault to save rock and roll?" McCartney said. "This is the first I've heard of it."

 

[darren]

The Onion > *

 

[technomancer]

that's fucking great

 

[Seedawakener]

R-tards Is this even true?

 

[Karl Hungus]

R-tards Is this even true?

Of course it's true! Do you think The Onion would ever lie to us?

 

[swedenuck]

Fucking classic.

 

[7slinger]

"perfect storm of lameness"

 

[Kagami]

Protectorate of Rock

 

[Rick]

So that's where it's been.

 

[angusyoungwanabe]

oh my gosh!!!! thats freaking great. i love it. i wonder what a cross between SOTW and LLM riffs would sound like.

 

[Unknown Doodl3.2]

+1

 

[distressed_romeo]

 

[playstopause]

hard rock sources believe it will take place just prior to next month's Fall Out Boy–Honda Civic tour, which many fear will suck the remaining lifeblood from all that still rocks.

When a puss like James Blunt is allowed to rule the airwaves, we must respond by exposing this monster riff, and blowing minds into the stratosphere."

 

[Leon]

"May God have mercy on our souls for what we are going to set loose upon the world," proclaimed Queen guitarist Brian May, dressed in druidic robes and bathed in the rising blue smoke of a nearby fog machine.

+1 @ The Onion > *

 

[Naren]

Funny stuff.

 

[metalfiend666]

That's the funniest thing I've read in a while.

 

[Korbain]

lol funny shit. Ok, i wasn't gonna ask because i'll sound stupid, that site isn't serious ay? its just a joking around site? lol