metalmike550
metalmechanic!!
thes two old men had just celebrated there 50th wedding aniversarys with their wives and wanted a guys weekend out. they got on a plain to vegas and the one old man turned and says
"ya know i havnt had any other pussy in 50 years but my wifes"
the other man says
"me either. you know prostitution is legal in vegas, we should go to a brothel and get some strange!!"
so off to vegas they went. the first brothel they came across they went in and explained there situation, and ordered some "company" for the night.
the mistress said to the girls
"take these men to the third floor and get them into the room. turn off all the lights and leave. ill have some rubber dolls in there for them. i dont want thoes old men dying on one of my women."
so they went and did what she said.....
the next day at breakfast the old men were talking and one said
"i loved that woman. she took whatever i gave her without saying a word!"
the other man says
"i dont know... i think i had a witch"
"what?" said the other man
he replies
"yea we were getting into it and i bit her tit, she farted, and flew out the window!"
"ya know i havnt had any other pussy in 50 years but my wifes"
the other man says
"me either. you know prostitution is legal in vegas, we should go to a brothel and get some strange!!"
so off to vegas they went. the first brothel they came across they went in and explained there situation, and ordered some "company" for the night.
the mistress said to the girls
"take these men to the third floor and get them into the room. turn off all the lights and leave. ill have some rubber dolls in there for them. i dont want thoes old men dying on one of my women."
so they went and did what she said.....
the next day at breakfast the old men were talking and one said
"i loved that woman. she took whatever i gave her without saying a word!"
the other man says
"i dont know... i think i had a witch"
"what?" said the other man
he replies
"yea we were getting into it and i bit her tit, she farted, and flew out the window!"
