Paris Hilton is officially out of jail.....

[HotRodded7321]

+ several very satisfied guards.

 

[jufob]

I was being absurd for the sake of absurdity; however I do believe people would drive better with a drink in them or some other tranquilizing agent to inhibit violent impulses and reactions directed at less skillful drivers involved in traffic.

 

[Metal Ken]

What good will money be if "Money Talks" no longer works.

 

[Mastodon]

I was being absurd for the sake of absurdity; however I do believe people would drive better with a drink in them or some other tranquilizing agent to inhibit violent impulses and reactions directed at less skillful drivers involved in traffic.

I see where you're coming from, but that is a really terrible idea.

 

[Chris]

I'd still bang her.

 

[ohio_eric]

Obviously Chris' dick knows no prejudice.

 

[shadowgenesis]

I'd still bang her.

ditto.

 

[playstopause]

I'd still bang her.

x 2, hardcore style.

 

[garcia3441]

I'd still bang her.

Tape it, send me the tape so I can sell it on the internet, and I'll split the profits 50/50.

 

[leatherface2]

this is shit t.v. at its best. i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rick]

Great.



This sucks.

 

[huber]

When I saw Fall Out Boy Saturday (shutyermouth that poppy shit is a guilty pleasure) the bassist (whom I hate with a passion but anyways) introduced a song with something along the lines of "This song goes out to every kid who remembers were at war and doesn't give a shit about whether Paris Hilton is in jail or not."

I wish everyones memory of her would just vanish. I hate it when people like that get attention.

 

[Korbain]

I'd still bang her.

thats all that needs to be said out of this whole situation