Petrucci photos (emo look'n)

[Chris]

I'm still waiting for you to get a golf attire. Then, thy balls shal be busted.

Believe me, if it wasn't so cold out that my already-miniscule Irish shame shrivels up into my belly button, I'd be golfing.

 

[Shawn]

Wow, he is looking different now these days.... Chris, you're right, he does look like Bronson Pinchot.

He still shreds.

 

[Ancestor]

Oh, lordy... that's too funny. Nice one, Chris. Balkie! LMAO!

 

[Vacant]

i think it looks pretty badass.

 

[iumentum]

I didn't like this new look at first, but I have to admit that I actually think he looks rather good now. But, he doesn't look like he plays metal anymore...

 

[Drew]

Yikes. When he first cut his hair, he still looked cool, but then he started bleaching it and styling it and shit, and, well...

At least the dude can still play like a motherfucker...

 

[Bromden]

....he looks like a complete tool.


Why, John Petrucci, why?

 

[Martin_777]

When did Dave Navarro join DiMarzio and Dream Theater? I thought he was playing PRS not Music Man? And where have all his tattoos gone?

 

[Chris]

He sorta looks like Stan's Dad(South Park) during the Metrosexual episode.

Glad I stopped caring about DT after ACoS.

Why? Because of the way they look? That's a bit closed-minded, don't you think?

 

[Chris]

Oh, lordy... that's too funny. Nice one, Chris. Balkie! LMAO!

Dahawnt be re-dikkulaus!

 

[Nats]

 

[Toshiro]

Why? Because of the way they look? That's a bit closed-minded, don't you think?

No, because their music sucks ass since then, IMO, simple as that. I said I was glad I haven't cared about them since ACoS so this isn't much a blow to me, unlike some on here.

Me not liking DT has nothing to do with Petrucci, how he dresses, or how well he can play. Looking all "EMO" like that is just pathetic from a human-being standpoint. That could be Trey Azagthoth up there and I'd still think it was f'ing sickingly stupid.

 

[Vegetta]

He looks like Balkie Bartokamous from Perfect Strangers in that picture. :\

LOL I was thinking the same thing +1


I didnt realize he was 45 - I'll be 41 next month and i feel like a huge turd looking at rock tee shirts in some of the shops (you know the stores where all the emo kids work hahaha) He looks like someone took him on a shopping spree through Hot Topic

 

[Splinterhead]

I don't think he's 45 I'm thinkin' he's a bit younger.
39 maybe?

 

[distressed_romeo]

It looks like some sort of mid-life crisis...bet he brought himself a tastelessly flash car to go with the various new looks...
Dream Theatre are still my favourite band, but all of these new looks are getting kinda stupid now...

 

[Leon]

yeah, he's still an awesome guitar player. and, i don't equate style choices with guitar ability.

...but, it just appeared to me as though he's sorta slid himself into the current fashion trends, whereas he used to be so 80's... and so cool

 

[Mastodon]

Let's talk about this....
[see picture of vai]
AND WHILE WE"RE ON IT!!!

How 'bout that Joe Satriani going bald huh? I mean...what a F*G, he looks like he has leucemia.

Or how about Yngwie Malmsteen tryin to look cool with that "cig" on his headstock, what kinda example is that huh?

(Sarcasm)

Just wanted to exemplify that the image of these people dosn't matter at all.

 

[fathead]

Maybe this whole thing can be blamed on a drug-addled wardrobe lady or some tainted cheese on the catering table.

 

[Ken]

Well, you all can talk about emo looking pics of guitar players. It took me about 3 minutes to get past that and look at the "models" section...


|
\/

 

[Metal Ken]

she needs to take off all that pink and she'll be hot ;D