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"Yeah, I'll take two doubles, a side order of fries, and... ummm... and extra large order of trem picking."
Portnoy's new job.
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"Yeah, I'll take two doubles, a side order of fries, and... ummm... and extra large order of trem picking."
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Deadnightshade
U gonna eat that?
Dimmu Burger... 
Prydogga
Giddyup.
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That reminds me, he needs to cameo in Metalocalypse. 
CrushingAnvil
Ironically enough, now in Jesus Land
All joking aside, he's a fantastic drummer, he wouldn't have even the slightest trouble finding gigs/jobs.
setsuna7
Poor Gearwhore
Maybe he should replace Lars...
All joking aside, he's a fantastic drummer, he wouldn't have even the slightest trouble finding gigs/jobs.
Curt
Where we're going we don't need neck pickups.
Someone needs to replace metallica as a whole, with clones of themselves from the AJFA era. lol
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Banned
Ummm... he has... in Dimmu Borgir. Hence the joke in the first place.
Nah, I'll live in 2011, thanks. Funny thing is, the only guy in the band worth his salt is the THIRD bass player they've featured.
I don't even get why people focus on them so much.
Plenty of bands have a sweet spot in their career (often at the beginning, but in the middle in this case)... The responsible thing to do is to forget about them, and focus on decent newer bands or older ones who've kept their shit together... but everyone gets into fits whenever Metallica release a new album, hoping they regain their glory again. 
Waelstrum
All Fourths Advocate
Umm... that was an april fools joke wasn't it? WASN'T IT!?!??!
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Dunno, I saw it here. I trust you fuckers to supply me with solid, fact checked information need I entertain you with pointless Photoshops.
Dunno, I saw it here. I trust you fuckers to supply me with solid, fact checked information need I entertain you with pointless Photoshops.
mountainjam
Well-Known Member
Completely.
Just what Dimmu Borgir's been missing
MFB
Banned
Aw Randy, you stole my joke I was gonna post that clip saying I thought he was doing monster movie voices.
I was gonna post that clip saying I thought he was doing monster movie voices.
caskettheclown
Sexytime!
Here take my flame shield
I know a shitload of people who basically worship Cliff Burton
Cliff Burton had the most obnoxious bass tone and riffs on the planet Earth. Bass players that wish they were guitar players FTL.
Agreed. Not to go off topic (too late), but I could never understand why people worshipped him so much. I wonder if, had he lived, he would have succumbed to the same banality that plagues the rest of the band.
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
Yes, I just quoted The Dark Knight. Deal with it.
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
Yes, I just quoted The Dark Knight. Deal with it.
Also, I got turned off to him in that "Cliff 'em ALL" tape where he's stoned and sounded like a total fucking moron, and then his... IDK how to even describe it "bass solo".
No.
