Possibly the best headline/story ever.

[synrgy]

Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf [Adult Film] Double Found Dead in a Badger Den in Wales | thetelegraph.com.au

The headline says it all, really. Another one to file under 'stuff that just couldn't be made up'. I just love how the headline gets funnier with each additional word. Dwarve double? Badger den?!

Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered partially eaten in a badger's den in Wales.

There's no naughty photos or bad language that isn't censored so it should theoretically be work safe, but not all places of work are as cool as mine, therefore I apologize in advance if this somehow qualifies as being nsfw.

 

[Sephael]

suicide hasn't been ruled out? Seriously who commits suicide via badgers?

 

[theo]

Percy was a little guy with big problems

 

[pink freud]

Honey badger just don't give a fuck.

 

[theo]

Randy is back??

 

[highlordmugfug]

Randy is back??

Randy's been back and hiding in the shadows, thanking stuff, for a while now.


And these give that one a run for it's money (though it is amazing):
Gay man who tried to poison lesbian neighbours with slug pellets over three-legged cat feud walks free | Mail Online

Skywalkers in Korea Cross Han Solo

 

[theo]

odd

 

[ivancic1al]

Miss you Randy!


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But yeah that has to be the funniest "wtf?" news story I've seen in awhile

 

[avenger]

"In a recent interview Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double."

 

[poopyalligator]

"Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle"

That is one of the headlines on yahoo today. I couldn't help but laugh, and then laugh again at the thought of him punching a woman while wearing a bear suit lol

 

[Stealthdjentstic]

Yeah Randy's being a dick, I just want to tell him how much I love his mother really

 

[idunno]

Those little guys make bank though! "I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream,"