Probably the smartest kid in the world

[groph]

Yes. But will he ever get laid?

Article says he has a girlfriend. At 12. That's what pissed me off the most.

 

[-42-]

I had a girlfriend in the second grade. Age twelve is nothing these days.

 

[vampiregenocide]

Thats it. I'm doing the only logical thing to do when you find a prodigy with talents far surpassing your own: I'm going to find him and consume his precious juicy brain and absorb his talent.

 

[Guitarman700]

Thats it. I'm doing the only logical thing to do when you find a prodigy with talents far surpassing your own: I'm going to find him and consume his precious juicy brain and absorb his talent.

Very Highlander. I like it.

 

[groph]

Oh well. hopefully he isnt a dick and he contributes greatly to science.

I just cant believe he takes classes with "of age" students. I don't know how I'd react to having a 12 year old surpass me intellectually in every regard on a regular basis. Then again, I'm in the arts so luckily a "right" or "wrong" answer doesn't exist.

 

[SirMyghin]

Oh well. hopefully he isnt a dick and he contributes greatly to science.

I just cant believe he takes classes with "of age" students. I don't know how I'd react to having a 12 year old surpass me intellectually in every regard on a regular basis. Then again, I'm in the arts so luckily a "right" or "wrong" answer doesn't exist.

Studying the arts is always the wrong answer . (I had to)

Can't say it would bother me in the least though, I am comfortable knowing I am not top of the class.meh, I got my grad position.

 

[leandroab]

His calculus is meh...

 

[Mettle209]

Just keep him away from playing guitar or else.

 

[Thep]

Can he survive in the harsh wilderness for 3 weeks?
Can he change his own oil and replace his own brake pads?
Can he do 7 shots of Jose Cuervo?
Can he train a docile dog to protect its property and owners by viciously attacking on command?
Can he make his own sausage or beef jerky?

These are the things that make a great man, not.....math.

 

[CrushingAnvil]

OBTAIN THE CHILD'S DNA.

PROFIT.

He wears his cap backwards - awesomest mother fucker out.

he doesn't seem THAT autistic...But I can tell there is a shitload of stuff going on in his head.

 

[Imalwayscold]

Smart lad! Great or Bad things will come of his intellect.

I'm highly suprised that article didnt say we are going to get cancer from him. Or that Diana approves of his brain, being the Daily Mail...

 

[Necris]

he doesn't seem THAT autistic...But I can tell there is a shitload of stuff going on in his head.

He was diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome which means he's on the autism spectrum. Autism doesn't always equate to being a complete train wreck in social situations to begin with.

 

[Jeggs]

So he is like the real life Sheldon Cooper?

 

[troyguitar]

People like that make me want to quit at life.

 

[Murmel]

People like that make me want to quit at life.

Personally I'd rather be a regular retard than an autistic genius

 

[Grand Moff Tim]

I could take him. He doesn't look so tough.

 

[poopyalligator]

Fuck, I thought i was smart when I got to skip 4th grade lol.

 

[Ryan-ZenGtr-]

So, now we know the true face of S H O N O!

 

[Murmel]

^
The posts he made were too intelligent for the internet to handle, so it had to 'retard' the posts he made, otherwise we all would've died from not understanding the intelligence of his posts.

Edit: Was 'sposed to quote above post

 

[Origin]

I hate little bastards that make me look retarded. I vote for the kid who bodyslammed the little douchebag in Australia.

But yeah, goddammit. When I was 12 I was busy...hating everything haha.