Sh*t nobody says- Seven string edition

[BucketheadRules]

"Maestro Alex Gregory? He is my absolute favorite!"

Oh my god, I totally forgot about the Douchebag Maestro Alex Gregory!

 

[Bammbamm]

"New banjo day"!!!
"Just saw Barry Manilow last night!"

 

[jonajon91]

^ hey, I put a new mandolin day in the off topic a while back. Got no posts and 1 thing of + rep.

 

[Captain Shoggoth]

Oh my god, I totally forgot about the Douchebag Maestro Alex Gregory!

Inventor of the 7-string and Wikipedia editor extraordinaire!

 

[Konfyouzd]

INVENTOR...

That was the part that cracked me up. That and him blatantly pissing on the graves of guitar players much much better than him on his album cover...

 

[nsimonsen]

"I don't know about you guys, but I actually love that EMG 707's require a huge gaping hole in my guitar's body"

 

[donray1527]

"NGD! First act content!!!!"

 

[Don Vito]

Thanks for reminding me that I'll probably never have a USA Sheena

...but wait! I can have the first one ever made for the low price of $76,242.96!
First Act Sheena Prototype Electric Guitar First Sheena Ever Made | eBay

 

[vilk]

I got fanned frets and I don't like it. It's impossible to get used to.

 

[AliceLG]

"I called the eBay Guitar Improver guy. I'll finally get a sweet-ass RG2226. So stoked!"

 

[slowro]

I have nothing to complain about whatsoever

 

[MetalBuddah]

"I called the eBay Guitar Improver guy. I'll finally get a sweet-ass RG2226. So stoked!"

Don't joke about that

 

[GizmoJunior]

"Fat-Elf doesn't drink enough "

 

[Fat-Elf]

"Fat-Elf doesn't drink enough "

My drunk brain can't process this.

 

[flaik]

"I think you need to ditch some of those gates."

"All those superstrat shapes are sooo boring."

"Maybe I should actually look into some songwriting theory..."
"Being progressive for the sake of being progressive is dumb."
"instead of this sweepfest-solo I decided to wirte something that ties with the song"

"I need different nuances in palm muting?"

"I discovered that Schecter necks actually can feel good"

"I decided to learn how to master my dynamics, compressing the shit out of everything I records is so boring"

I've heard all of these.

 

[donray1527]

Free Born Of Osiris tickets? No thanks!

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Free Born Of Osiris tickets? No thanks!

I would say that. I really don't like the band.

 

[AdamMaz]

"I've checked out every video posted in this thread."

"These bands/albums/songs are not all what you are looking for, but I needed an excuse to post some of my current favorites."

 

[redskyharbor]

"The FAS Modern is such a stupid amp model and I would never try to emulate it with plugins or a POD. That would be a waste of time."

"Boy, that band Volumes sure do sound original."

"I'm starting a progressive metal project with lots of polyrhy... syncopation and ambient guitar. But it's actually just djent."

"Let's not use plurals in our band name."

"I most definitely did not use the Avatar kit."

"It is completely untrue that some people hate Misha Mansoor because he is successful and good at what he does or alternatively because it's cool to do so."

"I started cranking the mids after I saw that Periphery interview. Insightful."

"I DON'T EVEN WANT AN AXE-FX..."

 

[Scattered Messiah]

"ZEBOV likes this!"