Sh*t nobody says- Seven string edition

[L1ght]

"Oh god Denko, please sprinkle me with toilet water!"

 

[Konfyouzd]

"I've never played the gear I recommend."

... Well no one ever admits it.

"I wanna learn to talk like Shono."

 

[Kapee]

-Cocobolo? naah, I prefer Rosewood

Know what cocobolo is?

 

[NovaReaper]

"Dream Theater are pretentious and write terrible music."

"I listen to Technical Death Metal for the songwriting."

"I wanted to write a song using only simple riffs, good songwriting is more important."

"I listen to other genres that involve more than just unnecessarily technical musicianship."

"You should strum more, your excessive palm muting makes everything sound really uptight."

"Here is a single Youtube video fitting the criteria of this thread."

dude these are all true, hails bro

 

[DarkWolfXV]

"Abandonist is really nice and his posts are always quite insightful"

Abandonist is my favorite poster. I dont always agree with him but i admire that he has balls to post something radically different than everyone else and freely express his opinion. And yes, his posts ARE insightful.

 

[fps]

"Avoid RG7620s, they're not great value for the money"

 

[DarkWolfXV]

"I wouldn't take a free Blackmachine, what purpose would that serve?"

If i'd be able to get one for free i'd sell it and buy something else.

 

[Yo_Wattup]

"I just re-read shono's posts and didn't suffocate laughing"

 

[matt397]

Abandonist is my favorite poster. I dont always agree with him but i admire that he has balls to post something radically different than everyone else and freely express his opinion. And yes, his posts ARE insightful.

That's the coolest story I ever did hear, bro. We all need hero's.

This thread sucks.

I take it back, this is just dripping with so much wisdom and insightful commentary I totally take back my post. Thanks for setting me on the right path. Here, have some green so your rep looks less red then his.



Back on track:

"I bought my Strictly 7 for the looks, I kept it for the floating fretboard and sharp fret ends"

 

[DarkWolfXV]

Here is some green for you too, for your post made me lol.

 

[Taylor]

"I love my Class Axe era BC Rich, the plywood sounds so good"

 

[DarkWolfXV]

"I love my Class Axe era BC Rich, the plywood sounds so good"

BC Rich are not plywood

 

[Taylor]

BC Rich are not plywood

I believe many of the older (1990s) guitars were. Mine is, and I don't much care for it, but it was my first guitar and nostalgia's a bitch sometimes. lol

 

[mr_rainmaker]

 

[kamello]

"Oh this tone is way too tight"

actually, this is happening to me right now

between a BKP Painkiller, a TS, low gain, and ''tight'' amp settings, my tone sound dry and tight as fukc

"I just re-read shono's posts and didn't suffocate laughing"

I knew I couldn't be the only one

 

[L1ght]

"Structures definitely has structured songs."

 

[danger5oh]

I don't have GAS.

 

[BucketheadRules]

BC Rich are not plywood

Class Axe ones are - in the 90s, Bernie Rico sold the company to another company called Class Axe, who started making the guitars out of any old shit they could find at the local lumber yard. Bernie was appalled and bought the company back after he found out.

They're still predominantly uncomfortable, stupid, form-over-function guitars IMO, but at least they're made out of real wood again.

 

[The Beard]

"I don't post on here while drunk. Ever."

 

[DarkWolfXV]

Class Axe ones are - in the 90s, Bernie Rico sold the company to another company called Class Axe, who started making the guitars out of any old shit they could find at the local lumber yard. Bernie was appalled and bought the company back after he found out.

They're still predominantly uncomfortable, stupid, form-over-function guitars IMO, but at least they're made out of real wood again.

Oh, excuse me, i just did quick search and some guy said alder body, so i assumed not plywood. So the older ones are plywood, now i get it. Thanks for clarification