Sh*t nobody says- Seven string edition

[BucketheadRules]

"You seen this guy David Shankle? He's such a brilliant guitarist!"

 

[tacotiklah]

"No, I think I'll play my 6 string guitar today."

 

[MitchellJBurgess]

I hate how long Dream Theater's songs tend to be.

Hey, maybe one guitar is enough.

I'm loving these Ibanez factory pickups.

John Petrucci isn't even god.

I like John Myung's voice.

I hate the synth in Dream Theater.

Misha Mansoor doesn't have the funniest sense of humour.

Steel Panther are awful in interviews.

 

[Veldar]

"I just re-read shono's posts and didn't suffocate laughing"

Links please!

I love standard tuning

my bands uses standard tuning at the moment....

"The bass guitar should be audible"

 

[slowro]

I'm getting guitar lessons from lil wayne

 

[tacotiklah]

"Nah, I think I can live with just one guitar. I should save the rest of that money and put it to better use."

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

I'm keeping the Ibanez stock pickups because they sound the same/much better than th aftermarket pickups.

 

[tacotiklah]

"I feel I can contribute the most to this forum by only posting in the classifieds."

 

[CRASHER369]

I need to get a Fender Lunchbox Amp, my Mesa is too loud

 

[UV7BK4LIFE]

• I don't like Jimi Hendrix's music. At all.
• If your guitar is "made in USA", it probably means the guy who was supposed to check it went on union break instead.
• Fender Mexico = Made in Mexico by Mexicans. Fender USA = Made in USA by Mexicans.

 

[jbab]

Black Veil Brides have the coolest outfits!

 

[777timesgod]

I think that playing a Fender does not make me look like a pensioner reliving his Woodstock days with an overpriced guitar.

 

[XEN]

"I know exactly what specs I want on my Carvin."

"I want the kitchen sink on my guitar and I'm willing to pay whatever the builder asks."

"What BKPs for fingerstyle?"

"I listen to Dream Theater for the vocals."

"I have never tried a [insert guitar/pickup/amp/preamp/processor/software/pick/cable/pedal brand here] so I'm not qualified to voice my opinion about it."

"Favorite guitar player? Slash!!"

 

[Curt]

"No, I think I'll play my 6 string guitar today."

But I say that every day. Because my modded strat play better than my schecter. Or maybe I am teh sux on 7's.

"Nah, I think I can live with just one guitar. I should save the rest of that money and put it to better use."

I wish it was that easy, sometimes.

 

[metallatem]

"Rock Star was so much better than Spinal Tap"

 

[MetalBuddah]

"A fanned-fret 9 string with a built-in Axe-FX II for under $400? I insist on a higher price!"

 

[Curt]

Built in Axe-Fx II? Put it in a Mayones Regius 6, or Suhr Modern, and I would throw my money at you by the brick.

 

[Jake]

"I don't need a PRS"
"Did you hear about these awesome luthiers? Ron Sword, and Devries?"

 

[fps]

"Hey does anyone else ever, sometimes, feel like hey why don't we just forget all this heavy stuff and go jam out to some FUNK?"

 

[Randy]

Sh*t nobody says to moderators on here:

"Thank You"