It would be called
"The Grossly Inappropriate Adventures of Inky the Emotionally Stunted, Incontinent, Seven-Legged Octopus, and his friend Puffy the Underdeveloped, Visually Impaired, Asthmatic Pufferfish"
They would go on all sorts of crazy and wildly inappropriate adventures where Puffy can use his awkward super-power of setting things on fire (which, underwater, does nothing at all...) while trying to retrieve some sort of ridiculous item that Inky wants (a piece of seaweed perhaps? Some stones? Sand?), all the while puffing up at nothing, being inked on by his friend, and running into walls.
Any thoughts? Should I do it? Will it be a bestseller?
"The Grossly Inappropriate Adventures of Inky the Emotionally Stunted, Incontinent, Seven-Legged Octopus, and his friend Puffy the Underdeveloped, Visually Impaired, Asthmatic Pufferfish"
They would go on all sorts of crazy and wildly inappropriate adventures where Puffy can use his awkward super-power of setting things on fire (which, underwater, does nothing at all...) while trying to retrieve some sort of ridiculous item that Inky wants (a piece of seaweed perhaps? Some stones? Sand?), all the while puffing up at nothing, being inked on by his friend, and running into walls.
Any thoughts? Should I do it? Will it be a bestseller?