Some guitars are too funny not to post

[JDB123]

 

[JDB123]

This is so fucking ugly JFC WHY
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That Gatorade, cranberry sauce-burl

 

[Crungy]

This is so fucking ugly JFC WHY
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That has to be a contender for the absolute worst guitar finish of all time. It's upsettingly bad.

 

[lost_horizon]

That has to be a contender for the absolute worst guitar finish of all time. It's upsettingly bad.

It's like 60% epoxy filler, how can a guitar top have no actual top in it?

 

[Crungy]

It's like 60% epoxy filler, how can a guitar top have no actual top in it?

If someone is making a table or something like that where emptiness can be filled in with a cool looking resin, that works.

Having two shitty colored resin chunks fill in large sections of a guitar top does not work.

 

[BlackMastodon]

This is so fucking ugly JFC WHY
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Not sure if they were inspired by @KnightBrolaire's blood in the water stain, or if they had some kind of horrible accident while trying to fill in with blue epoxy.

The red bits that got on the not-black parts of the burl look like ground beef hamburger meat.

 

[KnightBrolaire]

Not sure if they were inspired by @KnightBrolaire's blood in the water stain, or if they had some kind of horrible accident while trying to fill in with blue epoxy.

The red bits that got on the not-black parts of the burl look like ground beef hamburger meat.

Wanna hear something funny? Vik, Spongebrick, and Kiesel have all copied the blood in the water fade at some point (to varying degrees of success). Vik and Kiesel of course act like they came up with it lol

 

[The Blue Ghost]

This is so fucking ugly JFC WHY
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Those poor Lundgren's.

 

[KnightBrolaire]

 

[TedEH]

Those poor Lundgren's.

Hot take: that's pretty much the guitar Lungrens deserve to be in.

 

[Seabeast2000]

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Say.....are those Graphtech saddles?

 

[The Blue Ghost]

Hot take: that's pretty much the guitar Lungrens deserve to be in.

 

[Crungy]

Say.....are those Graphtech saddles?

Kinda looks like it? And are those giant springs under the bridge?

 

[SalsaWood]

I just hope that's not a real Parker neck.

 

[KnightBrolaire]

2800$ is pretty optimistic for this shit heap

 

[The Monster With .]

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Must've typed one or two to many zeros.

 

[The Blue Ghost]

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Well the name seems fitting as a description of how the person subjugated to playing that abomination must feel about it.

 

[Crungy]

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Is this from the same guy that made that "bass" with a deer skull and chicken bone nut? He was in MN but I don't recall if he was in Hopkins.

 

[SalsaWood]

"NEMESi5" more like NEMECeleron.

 

[KnightBrolaire]

Is this from the same guy that made that "bass" with a deer skull and chicken bone nut? He was in MN but I don't recall if he was in Hopkins.

no