Some guitars are too funny not to post

[77zark77]

Sorry, will be back to clean it up soon

 

[Furtive Glance]

https://reverb.com/item/84019985-sc...are&utm_campaign=listing&utm_content=84019985

Comes with white Oakleys and a punisher sticker for your RAM.

 

[Crungy]

https://reverb.com/item/84019985-sc...are&utm_campaign=listing&utm_content=84019985

Comes with white Oakleys and a punisher sticker for your RAM.

Does it come with pre punched drywall?

 

[BlackMastodon]

The guy has his right eye matching the neck pickups bass side height screw... with a bit of luck he could have also matched his phone with the bridge pickup...

... those teeth, lol...

Hey

 

[Hollowway]

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crap, you blow it up like that and it looks like an ad for the next horror movie starring Nicholas Cage, lol.

 

[M3CHK1LLA]

...the mirror cracked when he got too close and smiled

 

[M3CHK1LLA]

Had to look up Brute.
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Imagine this with scorpions, spiders and beetles instead of plants and flowers...

 

[Tarzan_on_bass]

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The longer I look at this the angrier I get.
Like, why. Why would someone make this.
I'm now invested enough to think about the creator's upbringing...where did it all go wrong?

Forget a serial killer docuseries...Netflix should profile the people who make this kind of fuck-assery

 

[M3CHK1LLA]

Local cl ad...

 

[Seabeast2000]

This thread is not for the unprepared.

This is available on my local marketplace. Willing to pick up and ship for y'all! Don't miss this opportunity!

https://www.facebook.com/share/2uQ17wpLAHREXbv9/

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Tostada night!

 

[madrigal77]

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This thread is not for the unprepared.

Tostada night!

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Did they bronze some nachos and glue them to the guitar?

 

[Shawn]

This is available on my local marketplace. Willing to pick up and ship for y'all! Don't miss this opportunity!

https://www.facebook.com/share/2uQ17wpLAHREXbv9/

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That is going to need some major TLC...

 

[ElRay]

Had to look up Brute.
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I'm getting Simon & Garfunkel Vibes.

 

[JDB123]

Finally, a double neck Carvin! Oh wait, that's not what I meant...

 

[Seabeast2000]

I'm getting Simon & Garfunkel Vibes.

Are you going to Acrylic Fair?

 

[odibrom]

I said in another thread that I had seen an Ibanez GIO selling for 9K in Ebay... well, it's not the only "shoot for the sky" priced one... there are 2 more average Ibanez guitars with crazy high price tags, so the fun in these is obviously the what the fuck are the sellers thinking? The guitars themselves look quite ok and the shots are very nice, which contributes to the wtf feeling on these adds.

So without further adue, for your enjoyment I leave you the links:

1st - Ibanez RGAIX6U (link to ebay sale), Indonesia made, $15275.16 asking price

2nd - Ibanez Gio (link to ebay sale), asking price $9311.00

3rd - Ibanez RGIM7ZW (link to ebay), Indonesia made, asking price $6291.54. Maybe this one is a limited run, but even so...

My bet is that the sellers don't know how different currencies work with each other and priced these guitars for a local currency, but it was in something else...?

 

[Rubbishplayer]

This is for all those luthier dads who stepped barefoot on lego once too often...