Metalman X
The Resplendent Sub-Human
Rob: "Awww man, not this shit again! This seriously been happening since '83?"
Kirk: "Beginning of EVERY tour man, ever since. Dave somehow sneaks in and takes a steaming dump in Lar's floor tom. Every. Fucking. tour. It happened four times on the Black album tour"
Het: "Guys, this one doesn't have quite the reek of resentment and Extra strength Halls drops. I think.... this might be a Newstead."
Lars: -under breath- "But I'm mutherfuckin' Lars fuckin' Ulrich mutherfucker"
