I guess their marriage was falling apart or they didn't like your dry humour.Someone negged me for the Bartender joke
I guess their marriage was falling apart or they didn't like your dry humour.Someone negged me for the Bartender joke
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I guess their marriage was falling apart or they didn't like your dry humour.
I'm biracial, if I have to make some black/white jokes to make these ok, so be it haha.
Well, I meant white OR black jokes. Except, there arent many white people jokes, either the government keeps taking them off the net or it's just too good to be white in America . Here's a few redneck jokes anyway (the only ones I know)
How do you circumsize a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?
Anywhere else, they probably would have called it a teethbrush.
Two guys from arkansas are walking down the street towards each other, one has a bag over his shoulder. The other stops him and says "'ey mayne, whachu got 'n 'at der sack?" The man says "chickuns". To which, the other say, "'ey mayne, if I guess how many chickuns is in 'at der sack, can I git one from yeh?" The other replies, "Shiiiit, if you guess how many's in 'is her sack, you'n have BOTH of 'em."
And here's a few you'll probably only hear in Louisiana <3
Why hasn't Louisiana fallen off in the ocean yet?
Arkansas Sucks.
How did the water clear from New Orleans quicker than expected after Katrina?
Mississippi Blows.
Don't really have any Texas jokes since the state's so big and wealthy, but just to be thorough, fuck Texas too
How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Texan: “Where are you from?”
Harvard grad: “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.”
Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder: Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.