BucketheadRules
Fuzz pedal hoarder
If I had a pound for every time my wife complained about equality, I'd give her about 30p.
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I like my women like I like my tennis balls, full of stitches and ready to be hit with a bat again.
What did the zombie do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He flushed.
Then she said "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt. "Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes. "Now take off my bra and panties." I took them off. Then she looked at me and said...
"I don't ever want to catch you wearing my things ever again."
Rice is a great thing to eat when you want a thousand of something.