I got bored, so I grabbed my old Fender Starcaster starter kit amp from like 8 years ago and the old distortion pedal I used to use and mic'd it up with an SM57. For the record, the amp is so small I had to prop it up on a box for my mic stand to go low enough for it. This is the result.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/45084039/Yay%20for%20shitty%20starter%20packs.mp3
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/45084039/Yay%20for%20shitty%20starter%20packs.mp3