The 357 Customs / Zakk Wylde Guitar Offer!

[Shannon]

is it like www,weallgotbetterdealsthanyousosuckitbitch,com?

Not quite. Highlight the URL & it'll display in the lower left corner of your browser.

It would say...
www,weallgotbetterdealsthanyouonepilpzwguitarssosuckitbitch,com
(I wonder why it stuck a space between "suck")

 

[Chris]

/me still thinks that a bullseye paint job doesn't make an Epiphone not a piece of shit anymore.

Edit: But for $130, hey.

 

[Shannon]

* Chris still thinks that a bullseye paint job doesn't make an Epiphone not a piece of shit anymore.

Stop ruining our fun, ya loadqueen! Don't you have a new car to be polishing right about now?

Sorry bud, but Epi LP Customs can be really nice. Fuck the paintjob. That's debateable. All I know is there's an 80%+ difference between $799 & $132. I"ll take it!

 

[Chris]

Sorry, enjoy your cheap Gibson knockoff.

/me is just being a cock, lol

People actually pay $800 for Epiphones?



WTS Squier "Custom" Strat, $800 ch33p!

 

[Shannon]

Sorry, enjoy your cheap Gibson knockoff.

/me is just being a cock, lol

Damnit, man! If you weren't on the opposite coast, I'd backhand ya.

People actually pay $800 for Epiphones?

For the Customs, yeah...but are actually quite nice. I'm telling you, my friend has at least a 1/2 dozen Epi LP Customs. When set up, they will complete with a Gibson LP Custom equally.

/me takes ball and goes home, but stops off to swing a bat into the door of Chris' new car.

 

[David]

HOLY SHIT!~ Is this the REAL deal? I mean, ya sure we ain't gonna get screwed! OMG I've got the cash, and I love the Red Edi Les ltd ed I have!! I didn't read all the pages and pages of posts....but if it's legit, I'm buyin!


SCRATCH THAT...just read the other post.... OMG...transferring savings $$ now... muahhhahhahh

woot!!! another man saved!

I've officially named this The Shannormation

"Our messiah Shannon, has discovered this incredible deal, and led us all to financial, and guitar heaven. Praise the Shannon. Amen."



ooooh! someones jealous cause shannons god!

 

[Chris]

Damnit, man! If you weren't on the opposite coast, I'd backhand ya.

For that price, I'll probably just buy one. If it's cool, I win. If it sucks, I get to bust your balls about it for all eternity, and I'll still win.

 

[BCrowell]

Ibanez RULZ!

That being said I do love to rock out on my EPI Les:

It's been an impressive 700$ guitar! The ltd Ed (like this), have upgraded PAF pickups and other hardware. It plays & sounds fantastic! I hope the ...soon to be ordered... bullseye does put my foot in my

 

[Donnie]

People actually pay $800 for Epiphones?

Not only that, but would you believe that people will actually pay anywhere from $300 to $400 for a Schecter?!

 

[Shannon]

For that price, I'll probably just buy one. If it's cool, I win. If it sucks, I get to bust your balls about it for all eternity, and I'll still win.

...or sell it on Ebay for at least 4 times what you paid. It's a win-win.

 

[Shannon]

Not only that but would you believe that people will actually pay anywhere from $300 to $400 for a Schecter?!

BURN!

 

[Chris]

Not only that, but would you believe that people will actually pay anywhere from $300 to $400 for a Schecter?!

/me decides that he hates Donnie and hopes he gets a rash on his nads.

Elitist!!!

 

[Chris]

BURN!

Says the fag with "Schecter 007 Elite (black cherry)" in his sig.

Actually, you don't even own either guitar in your sig, do you? You poser! What would Manowar say!

 

[David]

...or sell it on Ebay for at least 4 times what you paid. It's a win-win.

lol, but you don't pay for the guitar, you get the $100 in gift certificate store only to buy their stuff... and a diecast bike... that's what you pay for.

 

[Chris]

/me clearly is GASing for a diecast bike

 

[Shannon]

Says the fag with "Schecter 007 Elite (black cherry)" in his sig.

Chris, stop being predictable!
I'm OK with playing a guitar in that price range. The difference between you & I? I'm not the one jumping around like fucking Braveheart hollerin' shit about "the Schecter Legion" & how Epis (which are in the same price range as Schecters) suck because they aren't as good as a real Gibson. By that rationale, last I checked, NONE of us played REAL Schecters. Fag.

Actually, you don't even own either guitar in your sig, do you? You poser! What would Manowar say!

Like you, Manowar would call me a poser. Posers can spot other posers quickly.

 

[Shannon]

lol, but you don't pay for the guitar, you get the $100 in gift certificate store only to buy their stuff... and a diecast bike... that's what you pay for.

Technically, yeah. It's a package deal regardless. $132 gets you a bunch of stuff.

 

[Chris]

The difference between you & I? I'm not the one jumping around like fucking Braveheart hollerin' shit about "the Schecter Legion" & how Epi (which are in the same price range) stuck because they are a real Gibson.

Calm down killer. I don't like real Gibsons either.

I'll leave it at this: Every Epiphone I have ever played has, in my opinion, been poo.

 

[Shannon]

Calm down killer. I don't like real Gibsons either.

Oh I'm calm. I'm just havin' fun with ya, pussypants.

I'll leave it at this: Every Epiphone I have ever played has, in my opinion, been poo.

Yeah, there are duds out there, but there are gems as well.

 

[Chris]

Braveheart hollerin' shit about "the Schecter Legion"

Donnie is next!

/me cackles maniacally