Chris D
Fiddich or Morangie???
My hair used to be about 0.44 fathoms back in the day, but now on account of the recedingness it's cut to 0.02 3/32ths of a furlong.
Incidentally my beard length is now a whopping 23 milli-light-yards.
Incidentally my beard length is now a whopping 23 milli-light-yards.