Yes lads, it is indeed about that time again.
The time in which we postulate wishes*, spread wild rumours**, someone confirms some stuff***, and the rest of us wait with baited breath.
Rather than have a squillion threads like "Schecter 2011", "ESP 2011" and "Fender 7-strings for 2011 (hurr hurrr)", let's just gather it all in a big old shitpile here and weepingly fellate each other as consolation when the big companies once again take a hearty dump all over our wishes and unjustified sense of entitlement****.
To start the thread off, I will add this:
I know fuck all. Nothing. I have not heard anything anywhere. At all.
Fill in the blanks, lads.
* "I want a neckthru Ibanez RG w. OFR, gold plated BKP's and an automatic blowjob dispenser in the below £400 price bracket or I AM TAKING MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE!".. Or if you REALLY want unrealistic dreams: LTD and Schecter 7-strings with fucking Passive pickups or at least passive-sized pickup routes *grumblegrumblegrumble*
** "Yeah bro, some guy I met at my local GC totally said that one is coming!! Also, I'm high on cat urine and crack cocaine." (to the above comment).
*** Psssht... Yeah, right. Of couuurse.
**** After all, permanently broke underground musicians whose niche is so tiny gardening-themed, 60+ gay porn has a wider customer base IS very important, nay, CRUCIAL to any given guitar company's survival and dignity. Right?!
The time in which we postulate wishes*, spread wild rumours**, someone confirms some stuff***, and the rest of us wait with baited breath.
Rather than have a squillion threads like "Schecter 2011", "ESP 2011" and "Fender 7-strings for 2011 (hurr hurrr)", let's just gather it all in a big old shitpile here and weepingly fellate each other as consolation when the big companies once again take a hearty dump all over our wishes and unjustified sense of entitlement****.
To start the thread off, I will add this:
I know fuck all. Nothing. I have not heard anything anywhere. At all.
Fill in the blanks, lads.
* "I want a neckthru Ibanez RG w. OFR, gold plated BKP's and an automatic blowjob dispenser in the below £400 price bracket or I AM TAKING MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE!".. Or if you REALLY want unrealistic dreams: LTD and Schecter 7-strings with fucking Passive pickups or at least passive-sized pickup routes *grumblegrumblegrumble*
** "Yeah bro, some guy I met at my local GC totally said that one is coming!! Also, I'm high on cat urine and crack cocaine." (to the above comment).
*** Psssht... Yeah, right. Of couuurse.
**** After all, permanently broke underground musicians whose niche is so tiny gardening-themed, 60+ gay porn has a wider customer base IS very important, nay, CRUCIAL to any given guitar company's survival and dignity. Right?!