The Faceless Megathread ("Autotheism" available 08.14.12)

[Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Which is more likely to be believed

Neither. It’s gossip. To claim that both being confirmed proves believing only the one to have been reasonable would only mean that not believing the other would be unreasonable by the same principle. It’s like calling heads or tails on a third party’s coin toss and claiming victory-through-deduction because the coin just happened to land on its edge. You’re free to just write off my stating the obvious as sarcasm - I have no beef past my initial post joking about it.

Edit: better to leave this on the last page; so we can make amends back on the common ground of endlessly speculating upon instagram exchanges.

 

[QuantumCybin]

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny, though...? I mean, I’m sure you think you’re really clever and all, but when the majority of your posts are either mocking the general userbase of this forum or sarcastically commenting on discussions happening on the forum, especially for someone who’s supposedly only been posting here since November, I just wonder what your overall mindset is and whether or not you have anything truly useful to contribute to any conversation. I won’t do you the favor of saying you’re a teenager, since that would actually make your posts slightly more tolerable and understandable as to why you like to make needlessly long posts. But you’re not.

I’ve derailed the thread enough, you can reply to this with whatever “brilliant” answer you have but I’ll leave you with the last word.

 

[Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Why?

Anyway, did you guys see what so and so said on instagram? Speaking as someone who once co-signed on a storage unit, this hits close to home. Who do you think Justin is doing as a free agent?

I ask with the excuse of being a teenager.

 

[feraledge]

Faceless manager, EJ Shannon, is refunding people money that Keene took from them.
Story here.

People keep asking about why other members stuck around or not. Might have wanted to hang in there to get comped for their pawned off gear or something. I wouldn't have put up with the shit they have. But the real question, how the hell is their manager constantly backing Keene up? That's the intrigue for me.

 

[hmmmmmmm]

Money

 

[Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Money

He’s giving money away to make up for the money Keene loses because this gets him money?

 

[hmmmmmmm]

It's an opportunity cost. Ash is probably footing the bill and throwing it under misc funds in the PR budget.

 

[Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Why wouldn’t the heroin budget just come out of there in the first place? This enterprise could use a visit from Gordon Ramsey.

 

[BIG ND SWEATY]

It's an opportunity cost. Ash is probably footing the bill and throwing it under misc funds in the PR budget.

 

[QuantumCybin]

Faceless manager, EJ Shannon, is refunding people money that Keene took from them.
Story here.

People keep asking about why other members stuck around or not. Might have wanted to hang in there to get comped for their pawned off gear or something. I wouldn't have put up with the shit they have. But the real question, how the hell is their manager constantly backing Keene up? That's the intrigue for me.

There’s gonna be a decent chunk of change to hand out if that’s the case

 

[feraledge]

These dudes definitely djent:

 

[hmmmmmmm]

*fuck

 

[gunch]

Faceless manager, EJ Shannon, is refunding people money that Keene took from them.
Story here.

People keep asking about why other members stuck around or not. Might have wanted to hang in there to get comped for their pawned off gear or something. I wouldn't have put up with the shit they have. But the real question, how the hell is their manager constantly backing Keene up? That's the intrigue for me.

Ash too, I mean, how much is it worth to let this clown show float on?

 

[MFB]

Faceless manager, EJ Shannon, is refunding people money that Keene took from them.
Story here

If you trust a guy with a mustache like that? You deserve to lose your money.

 

[Sogradde]

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny, though...? I mean, I’m sure you think you’re really clever and all, but when the majority of your posts are either mocking the general userbase of this forum or sarcastically commenting on discussions happening on the forum, especially for someone who’s supposedly only been posting here since November, I just wonder what your overall mindset is and whether or not you have anything truly useful to contribute to any conversation. I won’t do you the favor of saying you’re a teenager, since that would actually make your posts slightly more tolerable and understandable as to why you like to make needlessly long posts. But you’re not.

 

[AmoryB]

Kind off topic, but does anyone have the Autotheism Vinyl that they're willing to sell? PM me if so, I will pay a good amount!

 

[Emperor Guillotine]

Didn't EJ Shannon make a big announcement about dropping The Faceless months ago?

Why is he suddenly shelling out cash (or is it Ash at Sumerian shelling out cash?) on Keene's behalf?

 

[InCasinoOut]

Hey guys, I am pleased to announce I am officially the new guitarist for The Faceless!

Edit: With a heavy heart, I have since left the band.

 

[JEngelking]

with a heavy heart, I have since left the band.

Something something you know what happened something something

 

[HeHasTheJazzHands]

Something something you know what happened something something

(it was totally heroin google it)