The Ridiculous Opinion Thread

[ElRay]

"Why would anybody want a wide neck guitar, {Insert Guitarist Name} had [big|fat|monster|sausage] fingers and could play fine, it has to be your technique."

The true irony here is when {Insert Guitarist Name} is replaced with Segovia or other Classical/Fingerpickers, who play on wide-necked guitars.

Ray

 

[Blake1970]

People listen to death metal because they worship Satan. Drives me insane!

 

[TheOddGoat]

YES!

None of my posts are here!

 

[Don Vito]

"Dean guitars rule!"

-Guitar Center employee trying to sell me a Dean guitar everytime I visit the store.

 

[petereanima]

every opinion based on Ola Englund videos.

 

[Andromalia]

EMG suck.
FR suck
TOMs suck

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

Just because a guitar costs more, it is automatically better.

 

[will_shred]

"kahlers suck"

 

[Winspear]

"kahlers suck"

It's confusing - people want a modern style trem and fuss over the issues that a Floyd creates...and then say that Kahlers suck

 

[bradthelegend]

I'll just leave this here.

 

[Jakke]

People who bash Gibson just because they are Gibson, everyone wants to pick on the big guy.

 

[Captain Butterscotch]

Blackmachine guitars are the absolute last word in guitars and, even though I've never been within 400 miles of one, I completely recommend that you not buy that house and buy a Blackmachine instead. I heard that one Cmin7add4#2b5superextended12th on those things will literally make all the girls around you pregnant.

 

[StewartEhoff]

The lower you tune, the better you are.

 

[Deathspell Omega]

People who think Gibson and Fender are the only guitar manufacturer.
People who don't see the point in playing extended range guitars/People who say "You don't need more than six strings" Seriously? Fuck off.
People who say Pantera is the ultimate metal band. (Sorry if this offends anyone)
People who put pickups in their guitars that are worth more than the guitar (Not an opinion, just a pet peeve)

Lol. "Whaaat ?! It`s not a Fender ? Then it must suck."

 

[SenorDingDong]

Those idiots who think good tone will make up for their terrible technique.

 

[Leuchty]

"Women shouldn't growl like that"

"Why waste your money on an 8 string if you're only going to play the top two strings?"

"Learn to play better before you buy good gear"

"Metallica sound country"

"You can't solo?!"

"Mids suck"

 

[goldsteinat0r]

"Metallica sound country"

Thats actually not entirely an opinion.

 

[Opion]

"Coheed and Cambria is the true definition of brutal."

Says my friend who denies that growling vocals, and razor-sharp/bludgeoning riffs are not brutal (ex. Cannibal Corpse). Same friend also is not afraid to admit he listens to a lot of radio music.

As much as I love the guy, some of his opinions about music are just...so fucking invalid.

 

[will_shred]

"Women shouldn't growl like that"

"Why waste your money on an 8 string if you're only going to play the top two strings?"

"Learn to play better before you buy good gear"
QUOTE]

Eh, I think those are reasonable complaints. For example bongripper does only really use the bass strings, so they use 6 strings and tune to F. And if your not a very good player I don't care if you have awesome gear, but it's if someone has really amazing gear and takes it for granted because they can't understand how awesome it is. that bothers me.

 

[Jazzamatazz]

"You need to use a seven or eight string, Tosin plays eight strings, why don't you?"
"Play me a solo"
"Dropped tunings are for people who don't know how to play"
"You play electric? I like accoustic better they are better"

Piss off to those people.