The Rules Of Metal

[MorbidTravis]

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[Groff]

Hammerfall > *

It doesn't get much more fucking metal than Hammerfall.

orry? well im ona new quest, to get more neg rep than ken, only one may light puppies on fire IT SHALL BE ME!

Hey, you're not the only poor soul with a B52 on this board Brb, going to set puppies on fire...

 

[AmiR]

Administer
- You don’t play a Children of Bodom CD in your car, you administer it.
- The “play” button on your CD player needs to be changed to “administer” or you will be dubbed false.
- “Check out this new riff I wrote.” *administers riff*

The metal rules are supreme!!!
just one thing, you broke youre own rule.
it should be: "Check out this new riff i forged." *administers riff*
besides that, its badass!!!

 

[arktan]

welcome dude!

 

[TheHandOfStone]

Hello everybody.

After a lot of lurking, I have finally decided to deem this site true.

-An Edit Months Later: Not like my opinion mattered on the first post.

-Double Uber Mega Edit: Still won't register as an edited post.

 

[Rick]

Had to be bumped.

 

[HeavyMetal4Ever]

Hail fellow Metalheads . I proclaim that discovering this site was supremely bad-ass. In fact, I deem this site bad as fuck and supremely essential.

Now i'm gonna go wield my axe and forge some metal in tribute to the trueness of Sevenstring.org.

Pfffffffft .

 

[CrushingAnvil]

Replace Children Of Bodom With Morbid Angel and you've got yourself A List.

Or Man0waR for giggles.

 

[friday11]

Hail fellow Metalheads . I proclaim that discovering this site was supremely bad-ass. In fact, I deem this site bad as fuck and supremely essential.

Now i'm gonna go wield my axe and forge some metal in tribute to the trueness of Sevenstring.org.

Pfffffffft .

 

[holtoid]

There should be no rules in metal apart from this one:

All Emo's should be shot on site.

 

[SteveDendura]

Indeed, this post is essentially and supremely badass!

 

[logeywartooth]

i am true PFFFF (flexes)

 

[auxioluck]

Hey, can we have this thread be required to read for all new members before they can post?

 

[MFB]

I can safely say I made good use of the rules today. Observe :

Taylor: do you like cute is what we aim for?
Taylor: probably not
ben: you don't remember me bashing them before warped tour do you?
Taylor they were good though :[
Taylor: their new cd is good [SIZE=+0]

[/SIZE]
ben *flexs*
ben I proclaim thee : false

 

[Chritar]

this shit is supremely humurous

 

[Seebu]

I meh at those rules, I don't think they were that funny.

 

[vampiregenocide]

^ False.

 

[Wi77iam]

LIMP BIZKIT
IS BETTER THAN
EVERYONE

 

[Konfyouzd]

this is the result of someone having absolutely way too much time on their hands... but then again... what does that say ab me for having read it???

 

[abstract reason]

nu metal is true!
check www.myspace.com/abstractreasonsquad !!!