The Ultimate Chuck Norris Thread

[sevenstringdeath]

HAHAHA

 

[HotRodded7321]

^I'm serious!!!! DAMMIT!

 

[All_¥our_Bass]

^

I'm glad someone understands my nerdy sense of humor.

 

[metalfiend666]

Googling "Chuck Norris getting his arse kicked" returned this:

http://www.pointsincase.com/anti_chuck_facts.htm

 

[Naren]

Googling "Chuck Norris getting his arse kicked" returned this:

http://www.pointsincase.com/anti_chuck_facts.htm

Those Top 10 Anti-Chuck Norris Facts were clever rebuttals to the "chuck norris is awesome" top 10.

 

[Leon]

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk, and prance around like a homo.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the chance of success. Chuck Norris wanders around aimlessly with a gun.

 

[Makelele]

Blah

 

[Rick]

Chuck Norris is god.

That is all.

 

[noodles]

Chuck Norris can't hope to compete with Noodles.