Flashback! to 7:24... I'm fucking late as hell to my first period class. As I'm walking in the front doors of my highschool, I spotted some distinct green using my periferals and ghetto-instinct! Behold, a $20 bill was lieing on the ground, next to a wall outside, crumpled up with a bunch of leaves. Sweet JESUS! I got myself $20! SO, I've been pretty sick of eating Raisin Bran, cup-o-soups, and everything else that's about $.25 a meal, I needed some serious food. SO, I drove down to the grocery store, bought some nice french bread, a few slices of ham, some pepperoni, some provolone cheese, ledduce, onions, some Newman's Own dressing, and these insanely hot peppers. To top it off, I bought a carton Tropicana orange juice.
I get back, turn on the oven to 400 degrees, cut the bread in half, place the ham in there, put on 6 pepperoni's, 3 for each side, place some cheese over-top, pop-'er-in there... and then worked on cutting the veges. The bread looked crispy, the meat was warm, so I pulled it out, tossed on the ledduce and everything, put the hot peppers chopped up in everyplace on there, poored a nice big ass glass of orange juice, and sat down.
Holy shit, for a kid who gets all his nutrients from vitamin pills, and eats some extremely tasteless food, for well over 2 years... this was such a treat! I know some of you are laughing, but you'd have to experience shittyness to get it.
Anyway, took about 10 minutes to eat, and made my ass so full! I don't think I've eaten that much in years. All in all, I have enough to make 10 more, becuase I clipped a shitload of coupons. $20 gets me 10, awesome, subs. Dude, nothing better!
(oh yeah, I'll take pics tomarrow! haha)
I get back, turn on the oven to 400 degrees, cut the bread in half, place the ham in there, put on 6 pepperoni's, 3 for each side, place some cheese over-top, pop-'er-in there... and then worked on cutting the veges. The bread looked crispy, the meat was warm, so I pulled it out, tossed on the ledduce and everything, put the hot peppers chopped up in everyplace on there, poored a nice big ass glass of orange juice, and sat down.
Holy shit, for a kid who gets all his nutrients from vitamin pills, and eats some extremely tasteless food, for well over 2 years... this was such a treat! I know some of you are laughing, but you'd have to experience shittyness to get it.
Anyway, took about 10 minutes to eat, and made my ass so full! I don't think I've eaten that much in years. All in all, I have enough to make 10 more, becuase I clipped a shitload of coupons. $20 gets me 10, awesome, subs. Dude, nothing better!
(oh yeah, I'll take pics tomarrow! haha)
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