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EliNoPants

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hahahaha
"We've been different assholes every record."
i do love the sense of humor this band has always had, and i've always held a secret hope of being in a band with someone who's girlfriend cheats on them just so we can cover "I Know You're Fucking Someone Else" and dedicate it to her when she's at a show as the funniest fucking breakup of all goddamn time, i mean, can you imagine seeing the look on someone's face when that gets thrown at them? i'd hire professional photographers for that set
 

yingmin

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The most randomly funny thing is Paul Gilbert's website, because it has almost nothing to do with his actual music. When I first visited, the splash page contained a link labeled "where glenn and k.k. got their moves", and it led to this:



It also contained a list of musicians whose names are complete sentences (Ron Wood, Tom Waits, etc.), a collection of album covers from a Mexican Mariachi singer, a quiz for matching classic bass players to their correct band, and other assorted silliness. It was also because of his website that I found out about Shinohara Tomoe, one of the weirdest people on Earth. It should go without saying that she is Japanese:

 
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