narad
Progressive metal and politics
There's a CBA Habit on my local marketplace, and the description says "I'm too dumb to actually use this effectively. Endless possibilities if you have a big brain!" It's too expensive for me to want to find out if I'm smart enough... I can make illegible smears of ambient bullshit a lot cheaper than that!
No one is smart enough! In some distant future where an alien civilization is sifting through the ruins of earth, they'll find CBA pedals and look at it the way we look at the Antikythera mechanism. Like how did these plebs pull this off?
Unrelated but what the odds of there not being a prog metal band named the Antikythera mechanism?