"What was I supposed to do Today?" - A DelfinoPie Picstory

DelfinoPie

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So I was sitting at my computer taking a hard earned break from playing Ace Combat 6...

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When I got the feeling that today was supposed to be significant in some way...

But what could it be?

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Shiiiiiiiit, I completely forgot!!!

Joe Satriani! With very special guest, Paul "I'm Going to Melt Your Face" Gilbert!

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What's the time?

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Hmm, I'd better get a proverbial wriggle on...

So I throw on my Bruins jersey, and check myself in the mirror...I need a haircut.

It appears to me Dan Akroyd is trapped on the other side of the mirror wearing the exact same clothes as me...At least I'll be safe from ghosts.

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Fuck it, I'll put my hat back on :yesway:

Now to put some music on as I make a quick one for the road:

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Absolut vodka + Kahlua

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+ Ice

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+ Glass

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+ Milk

=

White Russian :yesway:

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Once consumed I put on some good "walking" music:

W.A.S.P :hbang:

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And hit the road...

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...using my feet...

(If Adam Jones' guitar was made into a pair of trainers, these would be them :lol:)

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WALKING MONTAGE!

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So I get to the train station just in time to see my fucking train leave...

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:noway:

So I buy a ticket and have a good ol' sit and wait.

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What's this? My train, hoo-fucking-rah!

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The train was going well fast.

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My crotch on the train.

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I get to the pub where I'm meeting my friend Ed, who has the tickets. I have a pint, then a J&B on't rocks (which is in the wrong type of glass...)

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We head off to the Symphony Hall and take our seats...

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They're off centre to say the least, and whats worse my phone camera has decided that it doesn't zoom anymore.

Everyone turns around for some reason.

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An unsuspecting Ed...and the woman next to him who must've been about 65 who was rocking out to Paul Gilbert!!! :metal: :dio:

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Some guy named Paul Giblets or something comes on stage...

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That Gilbert guy playing the guitar with a violin bow, what a confused noob, doesn't even know what instrument he's playing :lol:

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Paul Gilbert is white, apparently. Bright white...with absolutely no features.

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Joe Satriani!!! And he brought his Lite Brite Pieces :D:D...oh he also brought Stu Hamm :hbang: :)

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Note To Self: Buy a fucking camera.

Overall it was a great night and Satch played some good choices of songs including "Time Machine", "Cryin'" and "One Big Rush" :)
 

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Delfino,

Your pic story was indeed delightful. But if you ever photograph your crotch again and post here I will be forced to travel to your home and kick you there repeatedly.

Kindest Regards,

Eric
 

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Delfino,

Your pic story was indeed delightful. But if you ever photograph your crotch again and post here I will be forced to travel to your home and kick you there repeatedly.

Kindest Regards,

Eric

Did it make you feel stuff inside that you weren't comfortable with?

I understand :fawk:

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