What would you do with 200 trillion dollars?

[wes225]

Keep $1T for myself
Give $1T to each of my close family and friends.
Give $100T to various charities and "do gooder" organizations.
Burn the rest.

good man. good man.

 

[thebhef]

Keep $1T for myself
Give $1T to each of my close family and friends.
Give $100T to various charities and "do gooder" organizations.
Burn the rest.

I'll burn the money for a small fee...

 

[NegaTiveXero]

I'd put diamond dust in all of my food. It makes my dookie twinkle. It's the ballinest thing you can do to your poo.

I'd win every eBay auction at the last minute and piss a lot of people off, even if I don't want the shit.

I'd generally just keep doing things to piss people off in awkward ways, like I'd go to a grocery store and buy all of the peanut butter, and then do it in every store in a 40 mile radius, then eat a little out of all of them and throw them all away.

I'd pay people to be my personal toilets.

I'd pay people to pull me around, rick-shaw style, whilst in a limo.


There's just so much shit.

 

[Kotex]

Party ever single day.Hard.

 

[HotRodded7321]

I'd buy MTV, MTV2, VH1, E!, and every major network and music label out there and cancel everything that sucked. Then I'd pay militias and mercs to kill off emos, hippies, weirdos, and every Hollywood celeb that's ever pissed me off.

THEN

I'd have all annoying bugs (skeetos, ticks, fleas, scorpions....all the useless ones) destroyed, move all the degenerates, criminals, puppy kickers, and my ex wife to the moon, and Fucking Kill Steve Ballmer before he Fucking Kills me.

 

[heavyjeffd]

1. Build a Death Star to call home.

2. Buy every record label and do away with what they call "music" these days and only sign metal bands (all my friends and my band first, of course ).

3. Start my own porn film company so I can make the kind of porn I like so I don't have to look for it any more.

That's about it.

 

[Naren]

naren! dont stray from the path of :doomsdaydevicin': ! it's a trap!

also getting a planet made of ENGL's made me think of the hitchhikers guide, where the loudest band in the universe had to play on the moon not to kill everyone or how it was (been some years since i read it)

that would seriously be a fantastic idea. rebuild the moon to a huge amp and have a metal concert for the entire earth. that would make history, also it'd be quite the publicity stunt.

i'd leave it to the scientists to figure out how and where i would be while playing tho

Dude, I haven't. I was just commenting on some other people's comments.

With 200 million dollars, I would have built a doomsday device and blown up the moon and looked into the possibility of blowing up Mars. With 200 trillion, I would invent a doomsday device to blow up all the planets and moons in the solar system (except Earth) before my crowning achievement masterpiece doomsday device for blowing up the sun. And, while waiting for the progress to complete, I'd work on hollowing out the center of the Earth and filling it with butterscotch pudding and raspberry cheesecake.

 

[oompa]

Dude, I haven't. I was just commenting on some other people's comments.

With 200 million dollars, I would have built a doomsday device and blown up the moon and looked into the possibility of blowing up Mars. With 200 trillion, I would invent a doomsday device to blow up all the planets and moons in the solar system (except Earth) before my crowning achievement masterpiece doomsday device for blowing up the sun. And, while waiting for the progress to complete, I'd work on hollowing out the center of the Earth and filling it with butterscotch pudding and raspberry cheesecake.

also good.