Whats the WORST band name you can come up with?

[Black43]

My art teacher's son plays in a local band called "Pube on a Chip".

 

[patata]

Anything that tries to be extremly hardcore/meaningful/brutal/angry

Some of the local bands
Cumalot
In Dying Days
Necrogasm

Others I've seen
When knives go skywards(ex Josh Travis,awesome band)
Alesana

Also some lame song names
Whole Danza I-III albums.


I Bet Heaven Looks Alot Like Talladega
God Ain't Got No Use for No 180lb Bag of Sugar
Big Pun's Not Dead Because I Just Saw Him at Krispy Kreme
Crunchy Black did me in at Midnight Madness

i mean...

 

[jimturmoy]

The Anal Warts
The Yeast Infections
[Name of singer][Name of guitarist 1][Name of guitarist 2][Name of bassist][Name of drummer]'s band

 

[anunnaki]

I came up with a bunch of awful band names one time and wrote them down on my phone:

Moves Like Saville
Stop He's Already Dead
Black Cabbage
MetroGnome
Otter Chaos
Three Legged Pony
Monkey Knife Fight
Dancing In Traffic

 

[BlackMastodon]

I came up with a bunch of awful band names one time and wrote them down on my phone:

Moves Like Saville
Stop He's Already Dead
Black Cabbage
MetroGnome
Otter Chaos
Three Legged Pony
Monkey Knife Fight
Dancing In Traffic

Metrognome is genius.
Otto Chaos sounds like it could be a pretty sweet name for a psychedelic rock/electronica band.

 

[Rise]

A friend of mine had a track by 'Petrol Powered Goon Bag Holocaust' on his computer.

It was hilariously distasteful.

 

[Slunk Dragon]

I was in a band in high school where the rest of the guys suddenly decided our name was 'Slam Dance Etiquette'. We (unsurprisingly) didn't last long, though I was kicked out of the band without notice after a few months, so fvck it.

 

[ilyti]

Off the top of my head, I have always thought these were awful names:

Damageplan
Hatebreed
Adrenaline Mob
Cancer (there are 4 bands with this name apparently)
Powerwolf
Twilightning (WUT)

 

[goldsteinat0r]

Our bassist suggested we call our band "Jesus Christ" (we're like doom metal).

Nothing against Christianity whatsoever but think about how bad it would be to name your band that? lol

 

[karjim]

Sodom ....I mean wtf for french speakers.

Periphery Tesseract Volumes Monuments Co sinus Tangent Squares Roots of Pi, Pythagoras, Rings of Z, Vectorial Space, and other funny maths for Djent Kids Bands ...I don't get it, does the school miss them? 'Cause I can help I teach maths in high school

 

[ilyti]

Periphery Tesseract Volumes Monuments Co sinus Tangent Squares Roots of Pi, Pythagoras, Rings of Z, Vectorial Space, and other funny maths for Djent Kids Bands ...I don't get it, does the school miss them? 'Cause I can help I teach maths in high school

You just summed up all the math I learned in high school, which I then promptly forgot once the test was over.

 

[sniperfreak223]

Off the top of my head, I have always thought these were awful names:

Damageplan
Hatebreed
Adrenaline Mob
Cancer (there are 4 bands with this name apparently)
Powerwolf
Twilightning (WUT)

What horrible irony!!! I stumbled across this post WHILE listening to Damageplan...

 

[pink freud]

Hepatitis Guaranteed.

You would never get hired at any place with food.

 

[rectifryer]

What happened to dead slut gut ....?

 

[Luafcm]

Metallico

 

[Xaios]

Placenta Breakfast

 

[sunken0887]

i remember this one local band called Spatula, horrible name

and im ashamed to admit when i was a teenage i named my band Autumns Door, what was i thinking!

 

[sunken0887]

oh and how could i forget the band name Metallien

 

[Cabinet]

I always thought that bands named after Euclidean geometry sounded corny
Volumes
Circles
Textures

Someone on here once put Percentages
Logarithms
Exponential Growths
Infinite Geometric Sequences
Radicans
Negative i
Circumferences

 

[blaaargh]

Me and my roomates actually have some homemade posters covered with joke band names. A few of the bestworst are:
Grindergrind
Lobotomy Bob and the Slobknob Hobgoblins
As Tonight Becomes Forever, We Become The Ocean
Ass Frogs
Monkey Fist Mad!
Kids in a Van
Ricky Beats His Wife
Joe Sixpack and the Obama Death Panels
Deformity Toilet