Sumsar
Well-Known Member
....ing dick-faced cock gobblers at work keep stealing or throwing out my creamer and milk from the refrigerator in the break room. Large bottle of heavy whipping cream? Gone. Small bottle of milk? Gone.
Why is it so hard to understand that if you didn't buy it, you shouldn't touch it?
Do you write your name on stuff with a permanent marker or similar?
When I went to university we had a student break room, also with a refrigerator with some policies:
- If there is no name on stuff it belongs to everybody
- Write a date on stuff so that other people can throw out your old food a month or a week later, because you forgot you put it there in the first place.
It didn't work perfectly because hundreds of people visited that room during a week, but for the core user base it was quite nice, and people where good to watch out if other people where using stuff that wasn't theirs like milk and butter.
But yeah the piss in a bottle sounds like a pretty awesome way to ensure that people don't use your stuff
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Could be especially nice if they don't notice (because you mix relatively little milk into coffee) but then a couple of days later you could let the story slip and at some point just watch someone insta-puke
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