Brill
sweet little lolita.
Getting charged with assult and geting kicked out of my house for pushing my bitch of a room mate....
Guess who is homeless again!
Guess who is homeless again!
Why are you mad right now?
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Jake
GAS Master
Sounds like you shouldn't have assaulted her.
I'm still mad about the roof leak situation.
Rage 1.
Can't effect policy change to prohibit the use of work email addresses for online retail, social networking and banking with the hard black list to enforce said policy. "I think we need to be flexible".
Never mind that I work with airhead academics who open everything without reading and only come to me when their antivirus is going fucking mental. Fuck me and trying to make my role more efficient and effective, these fucking idiots need to be able to get spotify and readers digest emails to their fucking work outlook because they're too fucking lazy and entitled and retarded to get a gmail account.
CEO acknowledged the amount of subscription spam we get, his solution? Let it through the spam trap. Because if people see the amount of spam they get, they'll certainly do something about it.
No, no they fucking won't. They'll whine to me and I'll black list it like I should have done in the first place. Get to know your employees, all but 4 of them are completely fucking clueless when it comes to self-administration, everything has to be done for them.
Rage 2.
Implemented email quotas to try and manage the size of people's email accounts. Set to 8gb (fucking huge, no work email account should be this big for any reason, archive your shit). Not allowed to impose send/receive restrictions once quota is met, users simply get a warning which they will completely ignore until I clench my teeth and chase them to clean up their bullshit like I'm their fucking mother. See above, nobody keeps their shit organised, they just assume that they can come to me and whine and I'll have some fucking magic spell to fix the problem. No, delete your fucking bullshit emails, because my solution to your overclogged email account is to nuke from orbit.
Can't effect policy change to prohibit the use of work email addresses for online retail, social networking and banking with the hard black list to enforce said policy. "I think we need to be flexible".
Never mind that I work with airhead academics who open everything without reading and only come to me when their antivirus is going fucking mental. Fuck me and trying to make my role more efficient and effective, these fucking idiots need to be able to get spotify and readers digest emails to their fucking work outlook because they're too fucking lazy and entitled and retarded to get a gmail account.
CEO acknowledged the amount of subscription spam we get, his solution? Let it through the spam trap. Because if people see the amount of spam they get, they'll certainly do something about it.
No, no they fucking won't. They'll whine to me and I'll black list it like I should have done in the first place. Get to know your employees, all but 4 of them are completely fucking clueless when it comes to self-administration, everything has to be done for them.
Rage 2.
Implemented email quotas to try and manage the size of people's email accounts. Set to 8gb (fucking huge, no work email account should be this big for any reason, archive your shit). Not allowed to impose send/receive restrictions once quota is met, users simply get a warning which they will completely ignore until I clench my teeth and chase them to clean up their bullshit like I'm their fucking mother. See above, nobody keeps their shit organised, they just assume that they can come to me and whine and I'll have some fucking magic spell to fix the problem. No, delete your fucking bullshit emails, because my solution to your overclogged email account is to nuke from orbit.
Most system administrators will tell you similar stories.
It wouldn't matter that they're hopeless children, I can administrate around that. Where it gets fucking stupid is that despite the fact that "maintain and improve network efficiency" and "develop effective network security policies" are itemised in my job description, I'm am stopped at every avenue I would pursue to do just that by a myopic twat who thinks the local university is the best organisation to model ourselves after. Despite the fact that the local university bleeds out millions of dollars every year due to terrible management and useless employees who are dug in like fucking ticks and can't be fired.
Fenriswolf
Well-Known Member
I got drunk the other night and thought it would be a great idea to play with some of my knives. I can't feel the end of my finger, can barely bend it, and can't hold a guitar pick.
fortisursus
Well-Known Member
USPS snail mail? Boredom over college break after all your friends have gone back to school?
peldikuneptun
the septic lord
'cause no-one wants to buy my amp and I've got GAS to feed.
Not pissed just pretty depressed. My girlfriend and I broke up today. The long distance thing was just way too hard and she needs to focus on med school right now instead of the relationship, and I should focus on my final year of school too instead of dwelling on whether or not she still feels the same way about me. We will stay friends and still talk every now and then and we both agreed that we still love each other and that there will always be room for each other in our lives. Hopefully we will try to revisit this at a different time when she's ready.
It could have been a lot worse, but at least I kept an amazing person as a friend and can one day come back to her.
It could have been a lot worse, but at least I kept an amazing person as a friend and can one day come back to her.
InfinityCollision
Well-Known Member
This sounds like a condition I developed a few years ago. Find a GOOD doctor and have them check you out, if it's what I had they can literally fix it before you're even out the door.
I emphasize good because the dumbass I went to had no fucking clue and I ended up on heavy-duty pain meds for about three weeks before it finally resolved itself.
EDIT: Obviously this is if you're still dealing with it, just realized the post is almost a week old.
HeHasTheJazzHands
Well-Known Member
It's been 3 days and there's still flooding around my house. Usually the water drains really quickly.
Damn long and heavy rains.
Damn long and heavy rains.
Don Vito
Well-Known Member
It's January and it's humid as fug here in the questionable state of Alabama.
ilyti
Lazy Ryebread Viking
I'm mad because football is on in the next room REALLY REALLY LOUD for no reason.
drjeffreyodweyer
Well-Known Member
Cut my hand at work 2 weeks ago. Hurts as shit and cant play guitar..
