Woman utters epic line in arrest report

[leftyguitarjoe]

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"Eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat"

I laughed. Hard.

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report | The Smoking Gun

And the very first word in the article is my band

 

[pink freud]

"After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon."

It's not the knife they're talking about here, fellas!

 

[glassmoon0fo]

thanks to the OP, my dick is useless for the next 24 hours.

 

[CooleyJr]

Wwwwwwwwow... If she was hot... there wouldn't be a police report

 

[Randy]

Thread title edited to something a little more reasonable

 

[leftyguitarjoe]

Thread title edited to something a little more reasonable

And I apologize. Thanks for fixing that.

 

[highlordmugfug]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww

 

[Randy]

And I apologize. Thanks for fixing that.

No biggy. We can usually get away with a lot of stuff but that was a *little* much. Adds to how incredibly unbelievable that story is, though.

 

[ShadyDavey]

....

Can't.....breath......for.....laughing.

That actually happened to me. Not the threatening part but the "became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor" part. Thankfully I've stopped smoking and can now distinguish possible issues at range rather than....*ahem*....proximity.

 

[pink freud]

....

Can't.....breath......for.....laughing.

That actually happened to me. Not the threatening part but the "became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor" part. Thankfully I've stopped smoking and can now distinguish possible issues at range rather than....*ahem*....proximity.

There's always the finger test.

BTW: Looking For Group

 

[Ckackley]

Ahhh .. People from my state know how to party. lol

 

[IDLE]

Why didn't they file attempted rape charges?

That is pretty messed up... like wow! It reminds me of the quote from the movie waiting: "It's so angry!"

 

[Chickenhawk]

Why didn't they file attempted rape charges?

...because it's not rape. Maybe sexual assault (if she touched anybody), but definitely sexual harassment and lewd conduct.

Funny ass quote, though. I might have to use it some day

 

[Stealthdjentstic]

If a guy told 2 woman to suck his dick and pulled out a knife I'm pretty sure he would have got more than 90 days in jail. This is equally ridiculous.

 

[GalacticDeath]

ahaha. unbelievable, that has got to be the funniest threat I've ever heard.

Wwwwwwwwow... If she was hot... there wouldn't be a police report

true dat.

 

[tacotiklah]

If somebody was killed during this incident, would the headline read "Death by tunafish?"

 

[CrushingAnvil]

If a guy told 2 woman to suck his dick and pulled out a knife I'm pretty sure he would have got more than 90 days in jail. This is equally ridiculous.

This. He would have received 90 months.

 

[Antimatter]

However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.”

It took all of my willpower to not burst out laughing at this part and wake up everyone in the house, oh my gosh

 

[CrushingAnvil]

However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.”

It took all of my willpower to not burst out laughing at this part and wake up everyone in the house, oh my gosh

'She's fat and smells like vagina'.

Not a lot going for her, huh?

 

[leandroab]

“he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.”


Wow...