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I think i just shit myself...
I think I want to create my own one man black metal band with like the most evil sounding shit, like in this thread. Everything would be online only at first, and I'd release it one track at a time. Have some straight up demonic sounding growls, crazy screeching in the background, hell even some of that strangling vocal thing. The most evil sounding guitars, creepiest keyboard "ambiance" and blast beats everywhere. I'd try to get that authentic, "recorded in a trash can at a dive bar inside the 7th circle of hell" sound. Everything would be incomprehensible, and there'd be no lyrics released.
Build up some hype online for my official, as of yet untitled, album release with the promise that the first 50 cd's get the band logo painted on the album with blood from a goat that I personally killed. Maybe have some friends start online rumors that the album has been held up for years cause I was in prison for some heinous crimes, you know the whole 9.
Then release the album... titled "TrolLOL'D," with the lyrics, all Christian Hymnals lol.
For the kind of evil that just kinda pisses me off, I would go with Burzum. Varg isn't a very good person, and many of his ideas really are evil.
For the kind of evil that is actually fun and draws me to dark and black metal in the first place, I would put up a fairly close draw between Watain and Septic Flesh.
I think i just shit myself...
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