Yo mama jokes - lay 'em on me!

[TimSE]

yo mama so fat that Han Solo mistook her for a moon

That's no moon... That's yo mama

 

[Unknown Doodl3.2]

Yo momma like a box o' timbits, for 2$ I can share her with the rest of my hockey team

 

[moshwitz]

Sup?

Yo Mamma's like a peanut butter and Jelly sandwich...she spreads,,I jam.

Yo mamma's so fat,,her friends don't hang around her,,they're in orbit.


MOSHON
DAVE

 

[tacotiklah]

Just thought of this one... (don't hurt me if it's terrible. )

Yo momma's like a TV dinner; she's best when cooked at high temperature in a microwave.

 

[danger5oh]

Yo mama is so fat, she drives a spandex car.

Yo mama is so fat, she can sell shade.

Yo mama is so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.

Yo mama is so fat, she once bungee jumped and went straight to hell.

Yo mama is so bald, she took a shower and got brainwashed.

Yo mama is such a whore, she wears a mattress backpack.

Yo mama is such a whore, she wears a dollar bill on her belt buckle and a shirt that reads, "all you can eat, under a buck."

Yo mama is so ugly, I can't tell which parent is which. Either that, or you're father is very effeminate.

 

[danger5oh]

Yo momma like a box o' timbits, for 2$ I can share her with the rest of my hockey team

Ehrmergerd, Canadian yo mama jokes!

 

[SenorDingDong]

 

[SenorDingDong]

 

[The Beard]

Yo mama so fat, she's got a peg-leg with a kickstand.

 

[tacotiklah]

Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
Yo mama is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama is so grouchy that the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
You suck... yo mama does too, but she charges.

 

[bannyd]

your mother's a whore

 

[The Beard]

^

 

[Scar Symmetry]

Your mother is so fat, she's the reason the universe is expanding.