Your Theme Song

[josh pelican]

Eli, you get this for going to shows with your mom:


If there was a new video for it, you'd be one of the girls singing in the background.

Danny is up next.

 

[Customisbetter]

To add to the immense load...

Ed Chapman, 20 y/o.
Born in San diego, California, USA.
Currently in Lansing, Michigan, USA.
Occupation: PC Technician
Interests: Performance Boating, Carpentry, Women
Hobbies: Guitar, Watersports

 

[josh pelican]

Danny, you get this as your theme song:


If I recall correctly, Born of Osiris are from Illinois. It sounds like a nintendo game. I like that.

Aaron Lopez, you're up next.

 

[vampiregenocide]

Ross Wildish, I present your theme:


I hope you like it, cutie.

Next up is Neal.

It will do

 

[ZEBOV]

HA! My theme song is completely AWESOME!!!!!!!!

 

[josh pelican]

Aaron, this is your theme:


When you graduate, you'll be a miracle man.

Cormack is up next.

 

[groph]

Geoff

- 20 years old
- attends a mostly female university

LIKES

- Women's rights
- radical feminism
- lesbians
- kicking guys in the balls
- not paying the bill

DISLIKES

- the patriarchy
- phallic signifiers
- male dominance
- bras
- children
- opening doors

 

[EliNoPants]

Eli, you get this for going to shows with your mom:


If there was a new video for it, you'd be one of the girls singing in the background.

OHMYGODINEEDTHOSEFUCKINGSHORTS!!!! that's rad, my initial hope was for something all viking and badass, but Mr. T is pretty awesome, and definitely on at least the same badass level as vikings

 

[Chickenhawk]

Name: Christian
Age: 24
Occupation: Student, Political Science major, will be changing to Criminal Justice next semester, and working to get into the Law Enforcement Academy. I trim and cut down trees as a "job".
Likes: Guitar, any music that involves passion or effort to make or listen to. Death metal, prog, and way more country than I'll readily admit. America...hell, I almost died for this country...more than once.
Dislikes: 99% of all women (conniving, self-serving bitches), pop culture, thugs, and anybody that is generally worthless, or anybody that forgot that America thrives in conflict.

I'm an alcoholic, and a recovering coke-head (clean since July 14th, 2009).
Disabled war vet (Army 05-09, nice trip to Iraq in 07-08).
I drive a fancy red pickup with no exhaust.
I rarely wear a shirt, but always jeans and boots, and ALWAYS have my camo hat with a bright orange American flag on it. Always. I never take that hat off.
I have my entire back tattooed with a portrait of Dimebag, since he's the reason I started playing guitar 10 years ago.

That pretty much sums me up. That damned hat.

 

[josh pelican]

haaaayyyyy biiiithceesssss! I'm back for more theme song action!

Cormack Peters, here is yours:


Because you're big and tough.

Joey Wilson, you're up next.

 

[josh pelican]

Joey Wilson, this is yours:


Reasoning? You're a total brah, dude. Yaknow. Brah. Bromance. Ya' like breakdowns, brah. This song makes you want to punch someone in the fucking mouth.

... brah.

Fat Matt, you're up now, sucka.

 

[josh pelican]

PHAT MATT, this is your theme song:


If you don't like it, you get this:


Why? We met as they were going on stage.

Joel Price, you're up next.

 

[josh pelican]

Joel, you said you like (avant-garde) jazz and I've been looking for a reason to post some Yellowjackets. This is your new theme song:


The video would be some bizarre '80s video in the style of "Take On Me". It would be half drawn, half real. You would have a bizarre hairstyle. Hunky.

Peter Mannion, your time has come.

 

[aslsmm]

dude miracle man is the shit. now i need to get a bunch of pigglets so i can get the full effect when i play that song.

 

[josh pelican]

Peter Mannion, you also get a Mass Effect theme song:


As far as a video goes, you'd basically copy workout sessions from Rocky, especially him running up the stairs.

Guilherme, you're next.

 

[josh pelican]

Guilherme, you get a wonderful piece by Atheist as your theme song:


You're welcome.

Christofer the Cabinet, I'm coming for you.

 

[josh pelican]

Cabinet, this is yours:


If there was a video, it'd be of us being cute together. Rolling in the grass, lying on the ground watching the clouds, playing hide and go seek behind trees and in the tall grass, trying to run through the tall grass and in big open fields. The fields would be near huge cliffs by the ocean that has big waves. We would also try to catch grasshoppers by day and fireflies at night. A lot of the video would be in slow(er) motion.

I... I love you.

EDIT: Marvin, you're next.

 

[josh pelican]

Marvin, here is your theme song:


Scotty is next.

 

[Marv Attaxx]

^Dude, this is epic

 

[Cabinet]

Cabinet, this is yours:


If there was a video, it'd be of us being cute together. Rolling in the grass, lying on the ground watching the clouds, playing hide and go seek behind trees and in the tall grass, trying to run through the tall grass and in big open fields. The fields would be near huge cliffs by the ocean that has big waves. We would also try to catch grasshoppers by day and fireflies at night. A lot of the video would be in slow(er) motion.

I... I love you.

I'm touched