Zoltan Bathory's hideous new sig

[Symb0lic]

As some of you may or may not know, I like my Dean guitars, but even I recoiled in disgust when I saw this on the Dean Facebook page

What went through his mind when he designed this? It looks like a pair of scissors.

 

[feilong29]

I think Don Donegan from Disturbed's signature guitar is WORSE than this one!

 

[Yimmj]

What went through his mind when he designed this? It looks like a pair of scissors.

what went through his mind? aparently he figured "creative suicide" sells

its a dean, which im not particularly a fan of to begin with, but sweet jesus that thing is UGLY.

 

[BucketheadRules]

Fuck me, that's beyond foul.



Also, feilong29 - Dan Donegan's guitar:

I think that's alright. Not really my thing, but nowhere near as offensively hideous as that Dean...

 

[redstone]

It looks like a Dean.

 

[Danukenator]

IMO, it wasn't too awful until I noticed the fuckin suitcase handle.

Curious to try one.

 

[7deadlysins666]

Guess so much for this:

 

[Symb0lic]

Guess so much for this:

Yeah, I actually kinda liked the ASM.

Certainly better than this thing that looks like a medieval weapon with an assault rifle handle.

 

[that short guy]

Guess so much for this:

Thank God I just got mine lol

 

[redstone]

Dean makes the finest ugly guitars in the world©.

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[Symb0lic]

Dean makes the finest ugly guitars in the world©.

But here are the ugliest guitars Rhinehart Guitars: custom handmade electric art guitars for sale

The vegetable guitar is hilarious, but even though they're all hideous, I can appreciate the work that's gone into them.

 

[UV7BK4LIFE]

As some of you may or may not know, I like my Dean guitars, but even I recoiled in disgust when I saw this on the Dean Facebook page

What went through his mind when he designed this? It looks like a pair of scissors.

He is really in touch with his feminine side and showing it. Long hair and a handbag to match the shoes.

 

[BucketheadRules]

It looks like a Dean.

It doesn't to me.

To me, Deans look like this:

That Zoltan thing doesn't look like a Dean, it looks more like a pale cousin of EVH's shark guitar with elephantiasis.

 

[Curt]

I want to gouge my eyes out with that thing but fear that I would be forever haunted by that hideous monstrosity having been the last thing I ever saw.

 

[poopyalligator]

You can add this to the shitty lineup of dean guitars.

 

[HeHasTheJazzHands]

I think Don Donegan from Disturbed's signature guitar is WORSE than this one!

I'm calling bullshit. This thing makes Jason Hook's sig look tame.

 

[jephjacques]

I was okay with it until I saw the handle

then I died

now I'm dead

 

[Andromalia]

Yuck.

 

[redstone]

That Zoltan thing doesn't look like a Dean, it looks more like a pale cousin of EVH's shark guitar with elephantiasis.

Yeah you're right. To me, it looks like a purse.

 

[engage757]

shoot it. shoot it now.