Zoltan Bathory's hideous new sig

[Dawn of the Shred]

Got hit by the ugly stick a lil to much.

 

[cronux]

to me it looks like this

had sex with this

while listening to this

 

[Shredmon]

hahaha, cronux...... i thought something like that when i saw it the first time....
fugly as most deans are.... (besides the Rusty Cooley Models)

greets

 

[BucketheadRules]

Also, the original mockup I saw for this guitar didn't have the handle on it. Why the fuck did he add a handle?!

Dear sweet Christ, that's even worse.

That shape makes me cry.

 

[BucketheadRules]

Oh, I forgot Zoltan had that really appealing and not-at-all-disturbing military equipment fetish...

 

[cronux]

^

i kinda like it, reminds me of those old guerilla guitar models

 

[ZEBOV]

No more ASM?

 

[TRENCHLORD]

^

i kinda like it, reminds me of those old guerilla guitar models

I love the turret body, can't say the same for these but I can see the similarity if I squint really hard . And chop off that damned handle with my reverse imagination.

 

[Ironbird]

Dean has done much worse, IMO.

I don't mind this one at all. The outrageous bevels and handle and bevels, I can live without, but it's not fugly.

 

[anunnaki]

Haha it looks like something you might find on alibaba

 

[indrangelion]

Not my cup of tea but still looks okay.

 

[skisgaar]

Oh, I forgot Zoltan had that really appealing and not-at-all-disturbing military equipment fetish...

Have you seen the certificate they got for serving a few months in Iraq? Shit's hilarious!

To be honest, I gave up on seeing 5fdp do anything interesting a few years ago. The whole "CAPITALISM, FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!" thing ruined any semblance of quality their music ever had. This guitar is horrid, and is no exception

 

[ridner]

I can't wait to buy one

 

[Chasethebreather]

Everything about that picture is offensive. Please don't make it available for purchase.

 

[Jakke]

Also, feilong29 - Dan Donegan's guitar:

I think that's alright. Not really my thing, but nowhere near as offensively hideous as that Dean...

I really like that Schecter...


On topic.. I can't see why he would trade away those tasty, tasty BCR:s

 

[m3l-mrq3z]

HiDEANous.

 

[no_dice]

The black one is considerably better in my opinion, but still not my taste at all. Also, the cup of tea pic made me

 

[Kaappari]

Looks kinda like an 80's Westone, but without the appeal

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Dean makes the finest ugly guitars in the world©.

But here are the ugliest guitars Rhinehart Guitars: custom handmade electric art guitars for sale

I wonder if they also make a bass.

 

[TheWarAgainstTime]

I'm pretty sure I remember a video where Steve Vai said that part of the design of the JEM handle was to have a feature on a guitar that nobody else would be crazy or ridiculous enough to copy/slightly alter

Looks like we've got something new and crazy to look forward to from him now