Zoltan Bathory's hideous new sig

[will_shred]

It looks like a Dean.

it seems very popular to bash dean on here, and they're certainly very bashible but you can't say that the USA ML and V models aren't extremely classy. Also the necks are super comfy.

 

[jrstinkfish]

Reminds me of this for some reason:

I wonder if it can play "La Cucaracha"?

 

[Curt]

Honestly I am biased, the only "metal" shapes I like are RR/King V's, and the "star" shape...
I will say I like that color with those pickups.

 

[AhsanU]

I love Dean and own a few USA guitars along with a custom shop USA Dean.. but good grief that thing is beyond ugly. I saw that posted on their facebook and wanted to stick my dick in an electrical socket. It's just plain ugly.

 

[uberthrall]

It's a shame what Dean turned into. Back in the day their stuff was awesome. That day seems like a real long time ago now.

 

[bradthelegend]

Looks like everyone in the band has terrible taste: http://www.sevenstring.org/forum/standard-guitars/224124-gibson-fails-again.html

But then again, judging by their music, that comes as no surprise.

 

[Enter Paradox]

emm cant unsee..

 

[craigny]

I've seen worse. Not my cup o tea and I dig crazy shapes but that misses te mark for me. I also agree the black one in the mockup looks WAAAAAAYYY better

 

[Steinmetzify]

Nope. I will unabashedly say that I love the ML and Stealth shapes, but this thing needs to die. Kill it with fire, and let whoever invented it have their eyes struck from their head. Same thing for whatever "artist relations manager" let that thing get past the idea table into actual reality. It's fucking horrible and looks like a PlaySkool version of what a guitar should look like....

 

[Origin]

The ASM is so goddamn beautiful, how the hell did it come to this?

Oh, right.

Dean.

 

[CrownofWorms]

 

[lemeker]

I'm pretty sure I remember a video where Steve Vai said that part of the design of the JEM handle was to have a feature on a guitar that nobody else would be crazy or ridiculous enough to copy/slightly alter......

Yeah, but the handle on the Jem was tastefully done. The handle (ok the whole guitar) on that Dean is just....

 

[Doomlord]

Congratulations, you just designed a sharp red turd with a handle. Fuck that guitar.

 

[jl-austin]

Dean. The WWF of guitar companies.

 

[Don Vito]

I love Dean and own a few USA guitars along with a custom shop USA Dean.. but good grief that thing is beyond ugly. I saw that posted on their facebook and wanted to stick my dick in an electrical socket. It's just plain ugly.

Shit, must feel alienating to spend so much money on a company people hate so much

But seriously, your Razorback V 7 is awesome.

 

[Captain Butterscotch]

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[Konfyouzd]

I don't think it's that bad... I'm just not sure where the pseudo monkey grip thing came from...

 

[jeleopard]

Looks like everyone in the band has terrible taste: http://www.sevenstring.org/forum/standard-guitars/224124-gibson-fails-again.html

But then again, judging by their music, that comes as no surprise.

I personally don't think the Gibson is anywhere near as bad as this..

 

[-42-]

Xiphos and Ironbird bang after a coke binge.

Child born with birth defects.

 

[lordrcceaser]

I like dean and star shapes, but man is that thing fugly