Zoltan Bathory's hideous new sig

[Bloody_Inferno]

I personally don't think the Gibson is anywhere near as bad as this..

Oh it is:

Notice how that stupid plastic flex tube still doesn't cover all the routing beneath the pickups.

 

[Chuck]

A crappy guitar to match his crappy skills?

 

[ej207t]

oh man thats genius!

someone should post this on Deans fbook page

 

[vilk]

This guitar looks EXACTLY how five finger death punch sounds. It's like incredible, I would have never thought sound could be converted so completely into a tangible object. The man is simultaneously a genius and a talent-less hack.

 

[christheasian]

no

 

[hairychris]

With signature guitars like this, 5FDP are one of the following:

1) Epic trolls

2) Cunts

 

[Basti]

It'd almost be acceptable in another colour...I guess black is too mainstream or something.

 

[Konfyouzd]

Well apparently Dean will build anything for anyone... I know where I'm sending my demo tape..

 

[BIG ND SWEATY]

well now we know that song writing skills have a direct correlation to guitar designing skills in 5FDPs case

 

[Konfyouzd]

Ouch... I've never even heard one of their songs... You guys are making me not even wanna check em out.

 

[SDMFVan]

5FDP's music sounds like someone heard Godsmack and thought "Not generic enough!"

 

[BuckarooBanzai]

Sorry in advance for the off-topicness, but I saw this dude's name pop up in the front-page feed and this is the first thing I thought of:

Although I think that besides the handle this guitar isn't too terrible-looking...

 

[mickeyr]

This thing is fucking hideous!

His other Dean custom looks much better IMO, minus the inlay.

Also, the original mockup I saw for this guitar didn't have the handle on it. Why the fuck did he add a handle?!

guess he just thoght he is like some vai with a "monkey grip"

 

[Randy]

I don't mind this one at all.

 

[BucketheadRules]

Ouch... I've never even heard one of their songs... You guys are making me not even wanna check em out.

As Michael Keene said once on Twitter:

"I just heard Five finger death punch for the first time. That cannot be undone. I now know that exists."

 

[mr_rainmaker]

offtopic,but friend of mine swears he met him at D-Day(largest paintball event)

 

[Xiphos68]

Gibson and Dean...

 

[Don Vito]

But Gibson made up for their sins with the Bill Kelyyhelli Explorer.

 

[HeHasTheJazzHands]

And Dean has the new Chicago and Straight Six (YMMV), so I guess all is good....

Nah, fuck it, that Dean is just so unforgivably bad.

 

[Bloody_Inferno]

But Gibson made up for their sins with the Bill Kelyyhelli Explorer.

And at least Jason Hook's explorer can be fixed by putting a pickguard on it.