Well, you wasted my time, so I'm glad that I wasted your time by tricking you into reading it. I know you read it because you felt the need to comment. Even if you didn't read it, I don't actually care.
The sad thing is that you've not only annoyed every human who has tried to create an account, but you've successfully achieved the exact opposite of your intended purpose. Instead of creating a question that only humans could answer, you've actually come up with a question with and answer that...