Let's go 22! Post the ugliest Kiesel ever.

[Dumple Stilzkin]

There, I win. It's that guy at the bottom with the chin pubes, easily the ugliest Kiesel ever. But go ahead and post your favorites up, see if we can hit page 22.

 

[KnightBrolaire]

 

[Dumple Stilzkin]

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I love watermelon, but those two are hella uggo.

 

[nightsprinter]

Genius thread, already a 10/10.

Likelihood of someone posting an aXe that someone here currently or formerly owned is better than average and I can't wait

 

[crushingpetal]

Google image search doesn't even sweat it:

 

[Dumple Stilzkin]

Because every fancy top needs more sparkles.

 

[KnightBrolaire]

we have such sights to show you:



God how I wish I was colorblind like whatever dipshit specced half these clownbursts

 

[nightsprinter]

Google image search doesn't even sweat it:
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Ooooof.

Although I do like the finish style on that one in the top left. The critical flaws with it are 1) stupid pme neck. It's too much for that guitar that already has a lot going on. 2) pickups shoulda been white or black, 3) I hate that shape a lot.



For instance, I think this looks dope but I wouldn't have chosen the reptar bar green pickups. I'd have selected black or white.

 

[Dumple Stilzkin]

@KnightBrolaire Whoa buddy, slow yer roll. We have many pages to go, but you got some real bangers in that last post.
The sushi guitars, HAHAHAH!

 

[Moongrum]

we have such sights to show you:
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God how I wish I was colorblind like whatever dipshit specced half these clownbursts

That classic white crackle over natural is super cool imo. 80s metal meets vintage relic.

 

[nightsprinter]

 

[Whoman Bean]

I'm not about the colors, but how the fuck did one come up with this shape? What is that supposed to be? An X? It looks like one of those inflatable toys that keep kids afloat in the swimming pool.

 

[tedtan]

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What is that finish called? Circle jerk? Bukkake Burst (with burst delete)?

 

[technomancer]

Ooooof.

Although I do like the finish style on that one in the top left. The critical flaws with it are 1) stupid pme neck. It's too much for that guitar that already has a lot going on. 2) pickups shoulda been white or black, 3) I hate that shape a lot.

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For instance, I think this looks dope but I wouldn't have chosen the reptar bar green pickups. I'd have selected black or white.

Nah that's fine, it's an 80s thing. You had to have been there and done the really good drugs at the time

 

[Dumple Stilzkin]

I'm not about the colors, but how the fuck did one come up with this shape? What is that supposed to be? An X? It looks like one of those inflatable toys that keep kids afloat in the swimming pool.
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Jeff Kiesel has a really hard time coming up with shapes that look good.

 

[nightsprinter]

Nah that's fine, it's an 80s thing. You had to have been there and done the really good drugs at the time

puffed sleeves and shoulder pads were things too. some things just need to stay in the past

 

[KnightBrolaire]

What is that finish called? Circle jerk? Bukkake Burst (with burst delete)?

Kiesel Krusty Kum Sock™ special

 

[Moongrum]

You guys always relate things back to being dick or cum like

 

[HeHasTheJazzHands]

Just post any of the beveled guitars with a burl top.

That exposed wood on the bevel is still a dumb fucking decision to this day lmao

 

[KnightBrolaire]

You guys always relate things back to being dick or cum like

jizz jokes are the pinnacle of humor here (besides dead kid jokes)