Meet new strangers!

[Methilde]

This is absolutely brilliant and just as random:

If you go to

Omegle

you can anonymously start a chat with someone that is randomly connected to you. Basically you talk to a stranger who can come from all over the world. I just talked to a Greek dude who luckily knew a bit about metal hahaha.
Wonder who you guys meet haha Sometimes ordinary, random people can be very interesting!

 

[MFB]

I thought this said "Meet new strippers"

 

[Methilde]

Hey you might just have the luck

 

[liquidcow]

Ha ha, just talked to someone, they asked if I was a girl and when I said no they immediately disconnected.

 

[Benjo230]

haha, had many a fun time on omegle XD

I actually ended up talking to somebody i know :|

 

[CapenCyber]

Just went on there and some guy said he hoped I wasn't gay, when I said I wasn't he called me a faggot then left!

Wtf?

 

[PlagueX1]

Wow this is so awkward lol.

Edit: THIS IS SUPER AWKWARD DAMN YOU LOL

This is the result of my friends convo:

You: hey baby

Stranger: heey

Stranger: are u a girl ?

You: yeah

Stranger: okey how old are you ? :-D

You: I'm 17.

Stranger: okey im 19 :-D

You: Are you a guy?

Stranger: yes =)

You: Do you have a girlfriend?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: do you have a boyfreind ?

You: I do not.

Stranger: okey

Stranger: so where are you frrom then ? :d

Stranger: im from sweden

You: Hmm. Maybe I should show you something.

Stranger: kk

Stranger: show

You: I think you'll like it.. I only show it to certain people.

Stranger: come on

Stranger: show

You: But I'm so wet right now.. I just have to.

Stranger: ;-)

You: www.internetisseriousbusiness.com

Stranger: you horny ?

You: I am.

Turns out the girl was a 15 year old guy :/ xD

 

[auxioluck]

Yikes. Looks like some people view it as free speed dating huh?

 

[E Lucevan Le Stelle]

Just went on there and some guy said he hoped I wasn't gay, when I said I wasn't he called me a faggot then left!

Wtf?

Someone started a conversation with me with "shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits"... we ended up talking about George Carlin for about 10 minutes

[edit]
ROFL!
You: hey
Stranger: im horny
You: good
You: bend over
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[DrakkarTyrannis]

Wow..the very first post was

Hi I'm a 19 year old Bi male.


I'm not really sure how to take that one.....

 

[E Lucevan Le Stelle]

Wow..the very first post was

Hi I'm a 19 year old Bi male.


I'm not really sure how to take that one.....

Go for it!

 

[DrakkarTyrannis]

Well it's no fun if they're willing. It's like a dog chasing a parked car.

 

[E Lucevan Le Stelle]

Well it's no fun if they're willing. It's like a dog chasing a parked car.

The chase gets boring after a while...

 

[DrakkarTyrannis]

Speak for yourself. You'll run until I tell you to stop...now shut up and get movin

 

[CatPancakes]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: GO DIE
You: GreetingS!
Stranger: I WANT TO SPUNK OVER YOU
Stranger: ALLLL OVER YOU
You: HOW ARE YOU!
Stranger: IM HORNY
Stranger: VERY HORNY
Stranger: GRRRRR
You: AWESOME!
You: I HAVE CHEESE!
Stranger: \,\,\, ';.,.;' \,\,\,
Stranger: ITS A MONSTER
Stranger: RAWWR
You: CHEESE!
Stranger: I HAVE BELLEND CHEESE
Stranger: SCRAP IT OFF?
You: I HAVE CRACKER BARREL
Stranger: *SCRAPE
You: WITH RITZ
Stranger: OH MY GOD I FUCKING SUCK AT ENGLISH
Stranger: I WANT TO DIE#
Stranger: KILL ME
You: AWESOME
Stranger: PLEAZE
You: SURE!@
Stranger: You borng =(. Me want cyber partner!
You: I LIKE CATS!
Stranger: re you roz ;/
You: CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS
You: CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS
Stranger: Roz as in your ugly fucking hairy backed orangutan mother
You: CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS
Stranger: not that roz actually looks like that
Stranger: i once put FOUR fingers inside a cat's anus
Stranger: that was hot
You: OH DAMN
Stranger: then m tougne
You: IM ETAING CHEESE
Stranger: go die
You: CHEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Stranger: 22/ f / papua new guinea
You: Greetings
Stranger: asl?
You: 77/m/the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
Stranger: perfect, be round in 5

 

[Daemoniac]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: are you sir from england?

You: nope

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Dusty201087]

Stranger: Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

You: OH GOD YEAH

Stranger: How many at a time?

You: atleast 30

Stranger: And you, have sex with all of them I'm assuming?

You: Def

Stranger: Oral?

You: Everything but I don't really like it in the ear.

Stranger: Yeah. I heard that gets pretty painful.

You: Yeah. Then your q-tips get all nasty.

Stranger: Do like, the sound waves stick to your ear because of the cum?

You: Well, I've never experienced that, but I'd say it's physically possible.

Stranger: Ha, that'd certainly be a sight to behold!

You: It would. Imagine how confused someone would be if all the sounds they heard just kept repeating themselves in their head over and over again!

Stranger: Ha, ha. You're quite delightful. This has been a fun chat.

You: Quite.

Stranger: Thanks!

You: Well yeah! This chat is probably gonna be copied on the forum I found this site on though, anything you'd like to announce to the world?

Stranger: Um. Hello world. You can get in touch with me at. MySpace.com - www.myspace.com/116260657. And um, yeah. that's it. Oh yeah, Hi mom!

Stranger: Correction, MySpace.com - www.myspace.com/283482877

You: Sweet. The world is going to send you a friend request.

Stranger: You know, I dont let the fame get to me.

Stranger: I had to go back and add it.

Stranger: But yeah, thanks world. I'll accept your friend request.

You: Sweet. World has one friend now... Such a lonely planet.

Stranger: You forget Tom is automatically your friend. So, it has two.

You: Ah! Unless the world removed Tom. I did, kinda thought he was a creeper.

Stranger: Yeah, that default makes me shit myself.

You: Yeah it's just a bit weird. I'm sure he's a nice dude, but I'm not really looking to be his "friend" lol.

Stranger: Yeah. I'm not sure what his definition of "friend" may be. But I'm not signing up. Well, actually I did sign up. But.. well.. ahh. I seem to have painted myself into quite a corner here. So I'll just, disconnect. Goodbye.

This one is pretty good

Stranger: show me your penis please

You: m'kay

You: ======>

*they log off*

 

[gunshow86de]

This is not good for someone who has a sick sense of humor.

I keep posting this question instead of saying hi;

"How does it feel to know that you are going to be the last person I ever speak to in this life?"

Everyone has logged off except for one, who said good.

 

[Methilde]

This one is quite amusing:

Stranger: hello
You: Hi there!
You: Who is this new stranger I'm talking to?
Stranger: wellllll let me tell you
You: good *grabs popcorn*
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i can't do this, this is too funny

 

[gunshow86de]

A fun game to play on Omegle;

Take two random things and just say ______ or ________?

For instance;

Turtles or sheetrock?

and then ask why?


Or just act like you have known them for ages, make up a name, and insist on calling them by that name the whole time. Make up a backstory for them too. Ask questions about their significant other, or if they remember the time you guys went to Mexico.